Chrono Compendium
Zenan Plains - Site Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: cupn00dles on February 14, 2006, 09:11:20 pm
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Actually there are strong evidences that Frog left a pregnant Ayla behind at 65000000 BC... Their child was known throughout the galaxy as Yoda, who happens to be Marle's grandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandfather. And that's why the Force is so strong in the Guardian bloodline.
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Actually there is strong evidence that Magus got Queen Leene pregnant, and hence Marle is a descendant of the Zealians as well as Ayla's. Actually not only that, but Magus got an earthbound woman pregnant at 12000AD as well. And this woman was amongst Ayla's and Kino's bloodline, being as well Queen Leene's ancestor. So, in fact, Magus like got his own grandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgranddaughter pregnant. Freaky huh? Kato must have had somewhat of a traumatic childhood in order to come up with such perverted stuff in a game :o
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Actually there is strong evidence that Magus got Queen Leene pregnant, and hence Marle is a descendant of the Zealians as well as Ayla's.
Share it.
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Actually there are strong evidences that Frog left a pregnant Ayla behind at 65000000 BC... Their child was known throughout the galaxy as Yoda, who happens to be Marle's grandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandfather. And that's why the Force is so strong in the Guardian bloodline.
That makes the most sense EVER. Dosn't explain how Yoda got from the CT world to a galaxy far far away though.
Hey, maybe Queen Zeal had a sister? Being the evil witch with a B she is this woman was most likely killed once she gained power, but that sisters had a child and secretly braught the child to the earthbound village (or just hid around as a citizen of Zeal) before she died, and that child was one of the survivors? Seems to work as well as most other crazy ideas.
BTW Kino is definatly a relative of Marle, he and Ayla were just too good for eachother :twisted: "Ayla very strong!" -Kino (the Kinky)
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Actually there is strong evidence that Magus got Queen Leene pregnant, and hence Marle is a descendant of the Zealians as well as Ayla's.
Share it.
It`s the truth behind the war between the humans and the mystics.
One night King Guardia went to sleep earlier after ending his King affairs, whatever they were, and found Leene and Magus at his bed. Magus then quickly escaped flying away having to leave his clothes behind and only wearing the royal sheet, which in the future becamehis mysterious looking cloak which he kept as a memento of his beloved Queen Leene. That`s the real reason for the war to happen. It was the King`s revenge for Magus` destruction of the Guardian family honor. And that`s the reason for the Queen`s abduction by Yakkra as well. He overheard Magus telling Ozzie how Leene was a hot one in bed and wanted to try it himself.
OMG I`m revealing all the dark, secret stories behind the Guardian lineage :o
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Actually there is strong evidence that Magus got Queen Leene pregnant, and hence Marle is a descendant of the Zealians as well as Ayla's.
Share it.
It`s the truth behind the war between the humans and the mystics.
One night King Guardia went to sleep earlier after ending his King affairs, whatever they were, and found Leene and Magus at his bed. Magus then quickly escaped flying away having to leave his clothes behind and only wearing the royal sheet, which in the future becamehis mysterious looking cloak which he kept as a memento of his beloved Queen Leene. That`s the real reason for the war to happen. It was the King`s revenge for Magus` destruction of the Guardian family honor. And that`s the reason for the Queen`s abduction by Yakkra as well. He overheard Magus telling Ozzie how Leene was a hot one in bed and wanted to try it himself.
OMG I`m revealing all the dark, secret stories behind the Guardian lineage :o
Are those of yours serious posts, or are you a bot sent by Square-Enix to sap the validity of the Chrono Compendium forums?
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Actually there is strong evidence that Magus got Queen Leene pregnant, and hence Marle is a descendant of the Zealians as well as Ayla's.
Share it.
It`s the truth behind the war between the humans and the mystics.
One night King Guardia went to sleep earlier after ending his King affairs, whatever they were, and found Leene and Magus at his bed. Magus then quickly escaped flying away having to leave his clothes behind and only wearing the royal sheet, which in the future becamehis mysterious looking cloak which he kept as a memento of his beloved Queen Leene. That`s the real reason for the war to happen. It was the King`s revenge for Magus` destruction of the Guardian family honor. And that`s the reason for the Queen`s abduction by Yakkra as well. He overheard Magus telling Ozzie how Leene was a hot one in bed and wanted to try it himself.
OMG I`m revealing all the dark, secret stories behind the Guardian lineage :o
Are those of yours serious posts, or are you a bot sent by Square-Enix to sap the validity of the Chrono Compendium forums?
both options plus a third, secret one :O
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Originality comes in many forms. That's the bad one, the one that's immature, I'm afraid.
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Right. So why do we keep him?
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His awesome sig... but thats about it... in fact it starts to get old... yeah kill him... he disgraced Magus and all of us...
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Oh fine, nobody get up. I'll go get the noose. We'll hang him from Crono's revival tree on death peak... or from one of the Magus statues. Yeehaw!
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Like Aura didn't have this in his sig six monthes before cupn00dles even came into existence.
But yeah, I recommend seven stabbies and feeding him to an Heckran. And have Yakra fool around with the remains.
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Like Aura didn't have this in his sig six monthes before cupn00dles even came into existence.
But yeah, I recommend seven stabbies and feeding him to an Heckran. And have Yakra fool around with the remains.
OMG, Aura is old... :O
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No I'm not. You're just a brain fart. It's only a matter of time before you fizzle out in the wind anyway.
There's no God. Not for you.
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No I'm not. You're just a brain fart. It's only a matter of time before you fizzle out in the wind anyway.
There's no God. Not for you.
Truth. But there are three Godesses that should make anyone as jealous as one can get, I tell ya... :O
P.S.: Fufufufu, u ppl have poison on the fingers :o Scary... :twisted: But funny :wink:
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Somebody delete him and his posts. We don't deserve to read crap instead of serious discussions.
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...I honestly can't tell if you guys are being sarcastic (in which case, this is hillarious), or if you're being deadly serious (in which case, this is hillariously lame).
If you guys aren't being sarcastic, it implies that you're actually genuinely insulted by a guy making up a really rather entertaining and funny theory in a "serious discussion" of a minor video game plothole...So I really, really hope you're all running a sarcastic riff here.
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