I guess I'll do one now, as I wait for replies in the ZEAL forum...
I am Kick-Ass and Better Than You
I am kick-ass and better than you
I wonder why you even try
I hear you begging me to tell you my secret of awesomeness
I see you pained and defeated before my incredible might
I want you to know that I am kick-ass and better than you
I am kick-ass and better than you
I imagine you leaving to go somewhere far away where other people probably hate you too
I feel great, because I am
I touch the world around me (and maybe myself sometimes)
I worry that you won't realize how kick-ass and better than you I am
I cry for nothing
I am kick-ass and better than you
I understand that you suck-ass and are lesser than I
I say you suck ass and I kick-ass
I dream about kicking your stupid sucky-ass
I try to be not so cool, but it always backfires because of how super-cool I am
I hope you kill your stupid sucky-ass
I am kick-ass and better than you