Figured I'd give this one a shot. If you've ever seen the muppets show, there's two old muppets in the balcony (who's names are Statler & Waldorfl.) All they ever do is heckle with a usual pattern of one saying something, the other commenting, and then back to the other for a punchline.
So I figure we could do a thread like that here.
basically, lets heckle. Statler & Waldorf style!