Happy One Year Closer to the Grave Day!
I know, its mean. But its funny as well. Especially when you say it to your 40 something year old mother.
And now for a gender corrected verse from the Sound of Music:
You are 16 going on 17
Fella, its time to think
Better beware
Be canny and care-ful
Dude, you are on the brink
You are 16 going on 17
Ladies will fall in line
Eager young girls
And gay guys named Earl
Will offer you pickles in brine
Totally unprepared are you
To face a world of chicks
Timid and shy and scared are you
Of things beyond your...
You know what, I'm going to stop while I'm ahead.
Ok, its not the best. But rhyming is hard!
Happy birthday.