So join us for Cross Treasures where you always remember, follow your dreams---of becoming a pirate because everywhere you turn bounty is afoot!
To which I can only respond:
Do what you want ’cause a pirate is free,
You're a Cross pirate!
Yar, Har, Fiddle-dee dee
Being a Cross Pirate's alright with me
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free
You're a Cross Pirate!An excerpt from their (potential) theme song for the opening credits.