That's really the first time i've ever read anything by Zelda Dude, and i gotta say, that quite possibly could be the worst piece of crappy speculation in the history of any game FAQ ever, i mean, come on, where the hell did he even come up with some of the garbage in that theory? Was he on crack or just plain stupid? Maybe he was just making a joke, but it seemed like more of a fan fic than a theory, i couldn't finish it because it really honestly offended me, but, everyone is entitled to his or her opinion i guess.