I'm gonna send it into Square:
Crono and co. get up out of bed the day after beating Lavos, fall inexplicably into a timewarp that has been severely warped by someone sneezing in the frozen flame chamber in the middle of CC's timeline (sending obstructive temporal forces throughout spacetime inevitably affecting past events in CT's timeline), sending them all into the tesseract where they stay forever, completely unable to escape.
After this point, the game shall display the game-over screen and the player will get the new game+ in which he can play the game over again in slo-mo and all the items he gained in the first game, of which there are none.
The game will have state-of-the-art graphics, a 2-track OST composed by Yasunori Mitsuda, a stellar battle system which will never be used, and approximately 5 incredible minutes of playing time. This will allow Square to produce it for cheap so the company will yield a large profit (since all the unsuspecting Chrono fans, such as ourselves, will buy it on faith). It will also create absurd inconsistencies in both CC and CT's plot structure.
Feel free to post suggestions; I'm sending it in next week.
No joke.
