The store is Pier 1, not Pureone. It was merely a humorous joke at your expense - take offense as you will.
And the only way we could have "created" these consistent theories and principles that govern the Chronoverse is if the evidence was already present to support them, which it was. Thus, the only veritable conclusion is that, whether consciously placed or not, the order was already there, and we simply discovered it. This is the way all order works: it's inherent, it's already lying with it, and it is merely found and imposed by living beings. We can do nothing to create order, but order isn't a very playful or bashful game, either.