Bawdy or Gay Jokes

[maggiekarp]

I was curious if there were any dirty or gay jokes in Cross. They popped up occasionally in CT's retranslation, and more than once in RD (cross-dressing sunflower scenario), but I can't remember any from my playthrough of CC.

Perhaps it was the difference in humor that cast CC away from the other games?

(and yes I was skimming the RD script when I thought of this)

[ZeaLitY]

The grandpa in Belcha's Kitchen who's admiring Miki's "melons" are something...guess that's all that I can think of.

[Chrono'99]

The Tragediennes in the Dead Sea have some curious lines:

   I'm Richard. I'm 29.
   And I'm here to protest
   beauty pageant sexism!

And:

   I like to
   SuckBlood!

If I recall correctly, the text shows "I like to Suck" first, then the word "Blood!" appears only after a delay of one or two seconds.

[Windimar]

The description for the Screwy dress (and for some reason no other dress) says something like:
"For women only... Or the closet crossdresser."

There you go.

[ZeaLitY]

Kid carries a rubber centipede with her in Radical Dreamers.

[maggiekarp]

Centipedes? In her v- NO MEMES DAMMIT