Hiya.

[cupn00dles]

Jim Carey...now who does that remind me of? Well...anyhow: Welcome to the Chrono Compendium! We hope you find your stay unfathomably fruitful. Don't forget to visit our fabulous encyclopedia, which includes everything from game scripts to original concept art. If you have any questions, want to kill Burning Z, etc., etc. You know the drill.

Ah, yes...I have it! As they say in the hood, permit me to lower some promotional materials onto your posterior:

In a world with too many questions...
And damn few answers...

One man seeks...
To ask a whole hell of a lot more questions...

He's lean...                                       
                 He's mean...                     
                                      He's green...


And he doesn't ask twice!




Lord J
Esquire


stars in


THE MAN WITH TOO MANY QUESTION MARKS ON HIS COSTUME!!

RIDDLE ME THIS!!




Also starring:


Michael Dorn
as
Mister Worf


Franka Potente
as
Chronoshock


Bob Saget
as
God


Dave Chappelle
as
Black President Bush


Jonathan Gabriel
as
Cardboard Tube Samurai


And introducing:

Wil Wheaton
as
The Catwoman


Coming in Winter 2007!

Wow. Huge-posting in the Welcome boards? Is there no limit to shamelessness?

[DMagusEdwards]

Two things to say.

One, welcome Silver, enjoy the forums, have a good time.

Two, Bob Barker is God in real life. Checkmate. Not Saget, Barker. If anyone disagrees with me, I will send a minion to beat you down with a fishy.

[Romana]

Lord J is win.