Deafness

[jihnsius]

My dishwasher is sentient, guys. I think it had a party while I was at work.

[Burning Zeppelin]

You mean you left it on when you went to work, and when you came back it had exploded?

[Lu Su]

I don't think this could have come at a worse time, I was talking to my boyfriend, then we hang up, I walk to the kitchen to get something to drink, and pop.

I'm now half deaf in my left ear ( In windows, I have my right ear set to 42%, and my left ear set to 100%, and it sounds balanced. ), and I couldn't possible have much of a worse day.

surviving susicide make it worse three reasons:
1: your alive and possibly crypled
2: it confirms your belife that your existance is so worthless you can't even die right / or that you have very bad luck
3: life sucks

the moral of this story you got off lightlyand that life sucks

[but2002]

Did I ever say anything about suicide!?

[Lu Su]

no but you said it couldn't be worse i just like proving people wrong and that im unstable @_@