V, take a look at the GameFAQs Chrono Trigger board if you want to see really naughty things. The discussion has become
so vibrant over there, that they're actually talking about Ron Jeremy now. Read the topic "New Chrono Trigger pothole!," then look up just who the hell they're referencing at Wikipedia, then get a brown paper sack to bulimically celebrate the turn of events over there.
By vanilla & chocolate swirlies, I had something like this in mind:
Upon later examination, I learned this is a picture of bars of soap, so I guess this borders on clean double-entendre.
I am
not looking up the phrase "vanilla chocolate swirlie" at Wikipedia. I've already been traumatized enough for one day.