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~Poor Cyrus bursts into flame~
Glenn: "Cyrus, nooo!!!"
Ozzie: "Haha... All who face Magus die! Aren't you gonna try your luck?"
Glenn: ~Panic~
Ozzie: "Magus, give him a better form."
Magus: "Hmm... why?"
Ozzie: "Well, it's, uh... fun."
Magus: "Gee, Ozzie, I dunno. My magic has it's limits... He'll still be humanoid, capable of wielding weapons... Can't I just kill him to prevent future revenge?"
Ozzie: "Well... Uh... No, you shoulden't. What are the odds of him coming back for revenge?"
Magus: "Very high ones?"
Ozzie: "Hmm, no. Listen, just listen to your father figure and turn that kid to a circus freak."
Magus: "...You're a terrible little man, you know that? Father figure, pfft."
Ozzie: "Wha...?! I raised you! Helped you discover your magic! And now you dare...!"
Glenn: "Do you need some time alone?"
Magus: "Hmm, yeah, but this little argument can wait 'till later."
Ozzie: "You good for nothing... Just turn him into a frog!"
Magus: "What did you just...?! Say, Glenn, what's to stop me from killing him?"
Glenn: "Err... Nothing?"
Ozzie: "Sorry, sorry! Will you PLEASE turn him into a frog?"
Magus: "That's better. My mom taught me to always say please. She was such a kind woman... Until she stopped being kind, that is..."
Glenn: "This is going on for way too long."
Magus: "Well, since you asked..."
~Magus zaps Glenn who falls off the cliff~
Ozzie: "Now, what that so hard?"
Magus: "Yeah! I broke a nail, damnit!"
