The Abortion Thread Ex Ultra!

[Lord J Esq]

Hadriel, now I have seen it all. I have officially reached the Far Side of the Internet.

As for things that are better than sex, I proudly present Josh's Great Municipal List of the Five Best Feelings in the World. In order, they are:

5. Sneezing.
4. Sex.
3. A full stomach.
2. Post-exercise euphoria.
1. Stretching. And I'm not talking about that wimpy warmup stretching. I'm talking about how you've been sitting around for a few hours reading a good book, then stand up and stretch all your limbs out as far as they'll go. Best darn feeling in the world.

Any disagreement with the List is blasphemy, and asking why it's blasphemy, is heresy.

[Burning Zeppelin]

And of course, leaving the kingdom of J is apostasy. Makes sense.
Map of the world time:
EDIT: Damn dial up users...*shakes fist*

[Lord J Esq]

That's a handy map. Interesting coincidence, too, that most of the world is evenly split between healthy blue and that icky red. And I didn't know Ireland was so far behind the times. They need to get their asses in gear. Well, actually I guess getting their asses in gear has never been the problem. It's time for them to get their asses into the 21st century.

Oh, and you ought to downsize that picture to thumbnail-size. Mr. GrayLensman--aka, "Mr. Tenpixel"--is pretty adamant about not corrupting the margins or giving our dial-up Compendiumites the indigestion, and your pic is big enough to do both.

[GrayLensman]

And of course, leaving the kingdom of J is apostasy. Makes sense.
Map of the world time:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/29/AbortionLawsMap.png

That's an great picture, but since it is so large, I changed it to a link.  

Edit: Never mind.  Thank you, BZ.

[Burning Zeppelin]

Whoop...just changed it to a thumbnail...funny how forums work.
Anyways, have you noticed how the "Red" (communist?) countries are countries that were in the past conquered by the Islamic Empire, or neighbours to? Of course, strangely enough, many of the countries were more recently conquered by either the French or the British...

[GrayLensman]

Strangely, looking at that picture crashes my web-browser.  Firefox is fine, though.  Better submit a bug report.

[Burning Zeppelin]

What web browser were you using? And wow, someone actually sends bug reports! Or am I the only one who doesn't?

[GrayLensman]

I use Konqueror.

[Lord J Esq]

I use Konqueror.

And from the peanut gallery comes that inevitable shout, "Why?"

[Burning Zeppelin]

Because, as we all know, and to quote the Bible: "Coz hes hardcore moit!"

[GrayLensman]

Since we're already off-topic, check out my bug report: http://bugs.kde.org/show_bug.cgi?id=124407.

[Mystik3eb]

Hadriel, you are my new God. Praise you and your ingenius, hilarious ideas.

I do agree with Silver on this. Abortion should be legal, but we should also help spread the idea of responsibility to the idiots of this country. Course, as RD stated, we shouldn't be stupid enough to keep such a tightly-wound expectation of complete responsibiliity. Since that wouldn't be living. I'm breathing right now. I'm taking a risk in many ways, just by being awake and staring at a computer screen...oh well.

[Silvercry]

The Great Silvercry concedes the point.  Abstinence in an option, but its not for everyone.  I just wish it wasn't universally dismissed out of hand.  

Now, lets talk about what really matters: Hadriel's sex bot idea.  I mean, its freaking brilliant.  It solves everything.  Know what?  They should make them modular some how.  Get board with taking a Twi'leks to bed every night?  Upgrade her to a Orion slave girl instead.  I'm sold.

[GrayLensman]

Haven't you guys seen Futurama?  If humans had sex with robots, it would mean the end of our species.

[Silvercry]

Meh, we had a good run.  Lets give a new species a chance.  Like maybe dolphins.  That would be cool.