As long as there are kids who are pissed off and have no real way in venting out that anger, heavy metal will live on.~Ozzie Osbourne
Tact is for those not intelligent enough to use sarcasm.
Procrastination is like masturbation. It feels good for a while, but in the end, you're just fucking yourself.
Do not fear the world ending today, it's already tomorrow in Australia.
Strength is the only thing that matters. Everything else is an illusion for the weak~Vegeta
Kill one man and you are a murderer. Kill millions and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone and you are God.~Jean Rostand
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.~Joseph Stalin
Men! You're lucky men. Soon you'll all be fighting for you're planet. Many of you will die for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all.~Zap Branigan
Not all who wander are lost~J.R.R. Tolkein
People are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.~Dr. Perry Cox
Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'~Craig Kilborn
Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.~Colin Greene
"I believe...when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them Vodka, and have a party."~Ron White
