Quote Digest

[Shadow D. Darkman]

Grimmjow Jaegerjaques "we is the king!!"

OK, what Grimmjow actually said is a bit confusing, as I can't put it together.

(Found a translator Widget that is better than the crappy WorldLingo one I once used.)

[Shadow D. Darkman]

Sorry for double post.

When in doubt... LUMINAIRE!!!

QFT.

On your feet, you lazy do-naughts!

Fuggin' PRICELESS!!!

[Daniel Krispin]

tleton gar Moirai thumon thesan anthropoisin - Iliad XXIV.49 'For the Fates have given to humanity an enduring spirit.'

huic misero fatum dura puella fuit - Propertius (I forget the elegy and line) 'A difficult girl was this wretch's fate.'

[Thought]

Fuck, Andy Griffith? Seriously? I thought he was like the nicest man ever in existance.

Well, except Barney Fyfe, of course.

Overly late in coming, but it is a different Griffith. Specifically, the one Z's refered to seems to be from a Manga.

Now to the topic of the thread...

When you think about it, broth is really just tea made with meat.

[V_Translanka]

Does that mean that vegetable broth IS tea??

[Thought]

In the same way that beef broth is tea.

Its all just water with little bits of other stuff in it.

[KebreI]

What so Green tea flavored Frozen yogurt, is just tea?

[x_XTacTX_x]

When you think about it, broth is really just tea made with meat.

[/quote]

My mind has been blown.

[KebreI]

When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can only be called when the car is in view. Riders in the car are not allowed to run to shotgun and steal it before the person who called and deserves it arrives there. The driver of the car has no authority to decide on who gets shotgun. If a legitimate confrontation comes up where the rightful owner of the shotgun can not be determined then it will be decided by one round of paper rock scissors (with no shoot). If the two contenders tie 5 times in a row then the rightful owner of the shotgun is to be decided by a UFC cage match in which the first blood drawn decides the rightful owner of shotgun.

If at any point during the process of determining the shotgun rider a hot girl hints that she would like to sit up front the driver has the sole right to declare her the shotgun rider and depending upon the situation may even deny rides to all other passengers. However, if said hot girl is an ex of any passenger they may overrule the driver's decision and make her ride in the back. Additionally, if all passengers happen to be female then revert back to original method of deciding shotgun rider substituting mud wrestling for UFC cage match. The winner then gets either a cold water hose down or shotgun the next ride unless the car is really shitty and the owner doesn’t care about muddy seats.

The head nod is an acceptable way to greet another guy when simply walking past. No words are needed to be said. An upward nod is for friends, a downward nod is for fellow men.

No man in any circumstance, unless mocking a violator of this law, should pop his collar.

Under no circumstances shall any man lay a hand on a female or a child in violence. Spanking of a woman's ass or pulling of the hair is permitted if done on request. Corporal punishment is permitted excluding obvious extremes. Punishment for the attacking male is that if other men see the assault taking place they having the right to take him out back behind a building and show him how to fight with real men. In this situation more than one man may be used in the attacking of said woman beater because he clearly doesn’t mind an unfair fight seeing as he was hitting a lady or a child to begin with. A call to the police is a very last resort and should only be used if said male is over 6' 5" 250lb. or an ufc cage fighter. A kick to the crotch is only called for in cases of rape. If it is merely a guy beating a woman, defenseless child, or elderly people then a legitimate beating is called for, but no shots to the crotch. If it is a case of rape however, multiple shots to the crotch are called for. The punishment must fit the crime and since rape is using that area of the body, it is ok to inflict damage to it.

Do not have a conversation at a urinal.

If a large snake catches a man off guard and bites, said man is allowed to scream once.

The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want" gets an Xbox. End of story.

The dressing of any pet for any reason is not acceptable...any garment that is not a part of the animal shall not be allowed to be attached to that animal...exceptions are collars, leashes, etc. exception to this rule are monkeys.

No man shall ever read an instruction manual. If the man does not know how to use the item trial and error shall be used until the correct function is determined

[V_Translanka]

What the...girls can't call shotgun unless they've previously proven that they can handle the weapon! And if there's an actual shotgun in the car and it belongs to someone  other than the driver, they also get it automatically.

[Shadow D. Darkman]

Was that a joke, Trans, or are you really that ignorant of car slang?

Just checking.

[x_XTacTX_x]

What's the source on those man laws, Keb? I wanna read more...

[Boo the Gentleman Caller]

Was that a joke, Trans, or are you really that ignorant of car slang?

Just checking.

That was sarcasm using V was using.

[KebreI]

LINKY

[V_Translanka]

It was half joking...I mean, the whole concept of calling shotgun was based on that though...y'know, actually having someone man the shotgun, like how cops do.