Quote Digest

[chrono eric]

Man Law #25. Being a Pirate should be considered a Manly job because pirates get two types of booty.

Truth.

[Shee]

Question:  What is that everybody has, and that some pirates and thieves try to steal from them?

Tha booty.

[V_Translanka]

What about skinny white people?

[chrono eric]

What about skinny white people?

I fit into that category.

[x_XTacTX_x]

What about skinny white people?

I fit into that category.

Pale skinny guys unite!

[chrono eric]

Should we start a union or something? Because my girlfriend is significantly darker skinned than me, it looks like I'm friggin' albino by comparison everywhere we go. Being white sucks. It's not all fun and games being the Man and all.

[Daniel Krispin]

'Love is not a victory march, It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah...' - Leonard Cohen

[Radical_Dreamer]

'Love is not a victory march, It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah...' - Leonard Cohen

My favorite line from that song.

[Phillies64]

Question:  What is that everybody has, and that some pirates and thieves try to steal from them?

Tha booty.

Fan of A Tribe Called Quest?

I love 'em.

[Shee]

Don't matter if you're an actor or not...I think we can all reltate somehow...

Life beats down and crushes our souls and theatre reminds us that we have one. At least the type of theatre that I'm interested in; that is, theatre that moves an audience. You have the opportunity to literally impact the lives of people if they work on material that has integrity. But today, most actors simply want to be famous. Well, being an actor was never supposed to be about fame and money. Being an actor is a religious calling because you've been given the ability, the gift to inspire humanity. Think about that on the way to your soap opera audition.

-- Sanford Meisner

[Thought]

Replace "actor and "theater" with "artists" and "art" respectively, and I'd whole heartedly agree.

The center of every man's existence is a dream.

[ZeaLitY]

I've learned that I have what I believe is the right temperament for the presidency. Which is, I don’t get too high when I’m high and I don’t get too low when I’m low. And we’ve gone through all kinds of ups and downs.

People forget now that I had been written off last summer. People were writing many of the anguished articles that they’re not writing after our loss in Pennsylvania. On the other hand, after Iowa, when everybody was sure this was over, I think I was more measured and more cautious.

That, I think, is a temperamental strength.

[Shee]

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

-Ron Burgundy

[nightmare975]

Oedipus was a crazy motherfucker.

-Random SomethingAwful member

[KebreI]

Wow the was the first laughing aloud I have had in a long time, thank you nightmare.