Quote Digest

[ZeaLitY]

I hope Griffith gets what's coming to him.

[Shadow D. Darkman]

Why? What did he do?

[V_Translanka]

Andy Griffith? Only had the most annoyingly catchy theme song ever. I had that fucker stuck in my head for years...Every once in a while it'd just come straight outta left field & I'd suddenly be whistling it...But this seems more like an entry for the frustration thread...anyways, I thought I'd put that gamestop quote here cause it's pretty funny...

Upon further review, we've discovered that Chrono Trigger does not have a level that allows you to travel back to 1982 to throw a football over some mountains and win the state championship. You'll spend most of the game traveling through time, fighting evil bosses and trying to save the planet's future, probably by preventing Sarah Connor from giving birth to Marty McFly.

[ZeaLitY]

Why? What did he do?

Rape.

[Shadow D. Darkman]

Andy Griffith, rape?

OH, SHI-

{Shadow D. Darkman has been disconnected.}

[Hammer]

I hope Griffith gets what's coming to him.

I've seen a lot people still cheering for him even after seeing what he has done.

Preoccupied with a single leaf, you won't see the tree. Preoccupied with a single tree, you'll miss the entire forest. See everything in its entirety effortlessly. That is what it means to truly see.

Takuan Soho

[Shadow D. Darkman]

WHEN did Andy Griffith rape someone?

[x_XTacTX_x]

Fuck, Andy Griffith? Seriously? I thought he was like the nicest man ever in existance.

Well, except Barney Fyfe, of course.

[Shadow D. Darkman]

Fuck, Andy Griffith? Seriously? I thought he was like the nicest man ever in existance.

So did I. Hell, Food Lion adopted his song from the show.

My question still stands (in my previous post), though. When did this happen?

[Acacia Sgt]

Ah, that's right. You two...
Let me teach you about [ way of the space time ]
You two...
[ If you go back in time, you can change the past ]
Do you think so?
Ho ho ho That is a mistake.
For example, If you got hurt by falling down.
If you go back to yesterday and to yourself...
warn about not to fall down.
... that is the problem. There is an inconsistency.
The reason why you wanted to go back in time was...
you got hurt by falling down.
But, If you from yesterday didn't get hurt...
... Naturally...
You, going back to yesterday and giving the warning, don't exist anymore.
After all, It's like this. even if you go back in time...
You can't change what is already done.
To say, in other word, it's a parallel world...
[ Past doesn't change, but your whereabouts changes ]
...It's like that.
Your... Parallel world...
in other words, is moving along with the axis of [ possibility ]
It might happen this way or that way, It is a world with uncertainness.
Essentially, whereabouts of this [ possibility ]...
There can be only one side.
...messing around too much isn't good.
Well then, my lecture ends here.

This may not be entirely correct translated from it's original source, but it is one of the first quotes that got me into the whole thing of space/time and all that.

[ZeaLitY]

Jim: You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

[Romana]

Jim: You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

I love that movie.

[KebreI]

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[Shee]

Testiclees: Why are you talking like that?

Claudius:  It's the bloodlust...I'm going to go get some meat -

T:  -We have no meat!

C:  -No meat?

T:  Only Pop Tarts...

C:  Meat Pop Tarts?

T:  Uh, no...cherry.

C:  ... ... ... ... ... that'll do...

[ZeaLitY]

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