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Crono's father (Thread derail © cupnoodles)
« on: February 12, 2006, 09:32:00 pm »
Or maybe Crono, in one of his many journeys with the gates and the epoch, went back in time and got his mom pregnant, being his own father  :o just like Chuck Norris  :o

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« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2006, 10:08:47 am »
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Or maybe Crono, in one of his many journeys with the gates and the epoch, went back in time and got his mom pregnant, being his own father  :o just like Chuck Norris  :o
O.o; I hope that's not how it happened.

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« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2006, 06:50:45 pm »
... That doesnt make any real sense.

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« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2006, 02:36:15 am »
It makes perfect sense if you know Chuck Norris...

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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2006, 07:12:06 pm »
I do but still... it doesnt make CT sense... cuz there is no Chuck Norris sprite.

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« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2006, 07:21:51 pm »
So? He said "Like Chuck Norris." It's actually a common paradox in time travel fiction where a person creates a casualty loop responsible for his own birth by impregnating his grandmother/saving his father/inventing the technology that will be responsible for his safe carriage etc.

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« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2006, 08:07:15 pm »
Crono's father is quite clearly Lavos; it's the only reasonable explanation for the hair.

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« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2006, 09:04:12 pm »
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Crono's father is quite clearly Lavos; it's the only reasonable explanation for the hair.


Hahahahaha

Now that one makes sense!

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« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2006, 01:39:01 am »
Nah, Goku had an affair with Crono's Mom and ran away. BTW, DBZ time is pretty much the same as Crono time. They're like in 1300AD or something..

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« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2006, 12:05:50 pm »
In that case Crono's hair color should be the effect of Goku casting a Kaioh-ken while getting Crono's mom pregnant

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« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2006, 06:40:51 pm »
Magus and Crono are in a sword fight

Magus: Crono, I am your FATHER!

Crono: NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo