The Chrono Compendium - <you fill the slogan>

[teaflower]

The Chrono Compendium - We're actually a secret part of the Chinese government. Don't tell, though.

'' - Why aren't you reading my novel?

'' - You can get away with a silly hat here.

[ZealKnight]

The Chrono Compendium - Our main source of income is tourism. Please don't ever leave!

[teaflower]

The Chrono Compendium - It's the end of the timeline as we know it!

'' - Do you feel fine?

''' - Rabid/screaming/yaoi fangirls need not enter.

'' - Looking for Schala? She's somewhere in the Encyclopedia section.

'' - YOU LIAR!

'' - We don't need no stinkin' librarians.

'' - Are you prepared for the void?

'' - Looking for CBS? No! I want Chrono Break!

[ZealKnight]

The Chrono Compendium - We are legend-, wait for it....., and I hope your not lactose intolerant because the next part of the word is, -dairy!

[Shadow D. Darkman]

The Chrono Compendium - We are legend-, wait for it....., and I hope your not lactose intolerant because the next part of the word is, -dairy!

The Chrono Compendium - I see what you did there.

You make a lot of the same say nothing posts...and you repeat the same non-jokes over & over, I think that's why people are asking for your ban.

~V_Translanka

*sigh* I at least try to get better, but it seems that the closer I get, I either slip a ways or the finish line moves further down the track.

[teaflower]

Well, then, what you do is you try harder.

The Chrono Compendium - Don't give up!

'' - Alex Trebek gets stuff from here.

'' - Don't anger the kitties.

'' - Poop machines need not enter.

Aww... that means I can't take my cat Maud in here. Poo.

[Shadow D. Darkman]

Yeah, but it's a real downer that people are asking that I get the BanHammer. Also, you should see my cat, Denver. He pisses and shits all over the place.

The Chrono Compendium - Pat Sajak don't got nothin' on us.

[teaflower]

What you do is you redeem yourself. Get involved, man!Although I don't do ROM hacks or analysis much, I'm an active member of the Springtime of Youth. As for your cat, Denver, Maud is like that, too. She can't stay in my mom's room anymore because she goes on the bed. She's terrified of the other cat, Rosie. Rosie is a good kitty when she decides your arm doesn't look like a good snack.

The Chrono Compendium - We don't allow Chinese food here.

'' - In Alfador We Trust

There was one I did earlier. I thought I would change it up a bit to make it nicer to people who like ninjas.

The Chrono Compendium - Pirates < Ninjas < Ducks < Us

Or...

The Chrono Compendium - Ninjas = Pirates < Ducks < Us

[V_Translanka]

The Chrono Compendium - What The Duck?

[Shadow D. Darkman]

I do my best to contribute to analysis, based on if the topic of analysis interests me or not. And Denver doesn't piss on beds, thankfully. He just doesn't have the sense to use a litter box.

The Chrono Compendium - Duck you, doggie-girl. (Censored to prevent offense.)

[teaflower]

Maud's the stupid one. She's the one who decided it's fun to climb on people when they're kicking their sibling's ass in Smash Brothers.

The Chrono Compendium - But I was looking for Chrono Cross...

'' - Now with 50% more spikey haired heroes!

'' - Why isn't Crono on 'Heroes'?

'' - Stealth Magus is stealth.

[Shadow D. Darkman]

The Chrono Compendium - Stealth Magus is stealth.

The hell?

The Chrono Compendium - Hiro is the only reason Crono's not in "Heroes"

[teaflower]

It's a long story involving Rosie sneaking up on things. When she does that, we say, "Stealth cat is stealth" or something along those lines.

The Chrono Compendium - Better than Heroes

'' - Better than Eli Stone

'' - NOT Better than Pushing Daisies

'' - Would you like a hot apple pie with that?

'' - Sharing granola bars since Tea became a member.

[Shadow D. Darkman]

The Chrono Compendium - Sharing granola bars since Tea became a member.

Nice.

The Chrono Compendium - Large pup is large.

(Inspired by my neighbor's dog who, despite the fact he is a pup, is about the size of an adult.)

[placidchap]

The Chrono Compendium - It's alright because its all white.