I have been messing around with English word lately, googling the ''Best Word Ever Created'' and I saw some of the best sounding words. I am not a good English speaker, but I arrange the wording and compose the line based on web dictionary. Hope you understand what I mean
The Chrono Compendium - You dunce,
contorted* catawampus-mind inheritor of little persnickety !!
*Amusingly, the pronunciation of this word slightly resemble one of my language word's pronunciation, which translated directly as ''fart''.