Here's a few Ren & Stimpy ones...
The Chrono Compendium - Rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, and over your neighbor's dog
The Chrono Compendium - Great for a snack, and fits on your back
The Chrono Compendium - It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
The Chrono Compendium - It's better than bad, it's good.
The Chrono Compendium - Everyone wants it. You're gonna love it.
The Chrono Compendium - Come on and get yours. Everyone needs it.
The Chrono Compendium - FROM BLAMMO
The Chrono Compendium - Tastes just like sawdust
The Chrono Compendium - Are you squeezing tenaciously onto my buttocks?
The Chrono Compendium - Happy Happy, Joy Joy