Oh? Bastardized, you say? Well as it turns out, this is the point where both the Bible and the Koran agree: "No way!"
Deep within Leviticus, and deep within a forgotten book of the Koran, the answer lies.
Leviticus 19:95
"Thy Schala and Serge characters shalt be only with Blue hair and shiz. Woe be to those who paint them with green and orange."
The Dun Cow* 20:00
"Schala and Serge have blue hair, k? None of this green and orange shit. I mean seriously, what the fuck?"
(*Uh, the Koran does usually start with book names like that, right? I could've sworn one book was called "The Cow")
And then Buddha was all like "F U" and...well that's another story. Let's just say it's the reason why Guile =/= Magus
God has spoken. My work here is done.