more then likely, she's basically bulma from DBZ: waaaaayy to advance to be included into the series.
Lucca is the entity!
The Character Analysis section of the Compendium has a rule to only make serious posts, lol.
And isn't that the most serious post you've ever read?!
I mean, don't you remember that theory some fella wrote and ZealitY posted somewhere somewhen O_o
Well, what matters is the theory:
"LAVOS? HES LIKE A BIG GIANT GOOMBA WHO SPROUTS FROM THE GROUND AND SHOOTS
SPORESAND POLLEN AND LOTS OF CRUD INTO THE AIR< CAUSING LOTS OF DEAD
PEOPLE!!1
ROBO< HES A ROBOT AND BECAME A FARMER< LIKE FARMER BROWN< I DONO IF FARMER
BROWN LOOKED LIKE A ROBOT BUT ROBO SURE DUZ!!1 NEWAY< ROBO LIKE TURNED
SUMTING DED INTO SUMTING ALIVE!11 HE PLANTED PLANTS AND TREEZ AND CRUD> SO
MEBBE HE IZ THE TRU BADGUY!1 CUZ HE PLANTED LAVOS WHEN LAVOS WUTZ A YOUNG POD
AND WATARED HIM EVERYDAY SO THAT LAVOS CUD GROW BIG AND STRONG>
SO LIKE ROBO IZ A BAD GUY AND CRUD< BUT NO WAIT< HES A ROBOT AND ROBOTS
AREN”T BAD RITE< CUZ LIKE HE DIDN”T PROGRAMME HIMSELF< LUCCA DID!1 SO THRU
THE PROCESS OF ELIMINATION AND CRUD< THAT MAKES LUCCA EV0L!
HOLY CRAP< BUT SHES WIF THE GOOD GUYS THRUOUT THE GAME< RITE< SO MEBBE SHES
NOT EV0L< IDONO>
NOW I DONO WUT THE WERD “ENTITIE” MEANS< BUT IF I BREAK IT DOWN AND USE
METACONITION< I DONO WUT THAT WERD MEANS BUT MY TEACHER SAID THAT ONE DAY IN
CLASS< AND PRETEND THAT I AM A POLICEMAN< I CAN CUM UP WIF SUM CONCLUSIONS
ABOUT THIS ENTITIE< WUTEVER THAT MEANS
ENT- K< SO LIKE ENT< THAT’S LIKE CLOSE 2 ANT SO IT MUST BE SMALL AND BE ABLE
2 LIFT 10 TIEMS ITS ONLY BODY WEIGHT!1 SO THIS ENTITIE MUST BE VARY STRONG
IN SUMWAY RITE?
-TIT- REPRESENTS A PART OF THE HUMAN ANATOMIE< ESPECIALLY GIRL ANATOMIE< SUM
GIRLS HAVE LARGE TITS< WHICH I LIKE VARY MUCH
-TIE - UM< TIE AS IN TIE THINGS 2GETHER< U NO? SO IF WE CAN LIKE TIE ONE
THING 2 ANOTHAR THING< THEY WILL BE ONE THING< RITE??
SO LIKE< NOW THAT I BROKE DOWN THE WERD ENTITIE< WHICH I HAVE NO IDEAR WUT
IT MEANS< ITS TIEM 2 PUT ON MY POLICEMAN UNIFORM>>
OK< IMMA POLICEMAN
SO LIKE I ENFORCE THE LAW< RITE? AND LIKE< THIS ENTITIE BREAKS THE LAW CUZ
IT MAKES TIME TRAVEL GATES< RIGHT? AND THAT’S BREAKING SUM SORT OF LAWS<
LIKE UM METAPHYSICAL LAWS AND CRUD< I DONO< BUT LIKE THE GATES ARE AGAINST
THE LAW>
NOW BECUZ I HAVE 3 CLUES 2 WERK WITH< I CAN FIGURE OUT WHO THE ENTITIE IZ!!1
SO LIKE SUM1 SMALL THAT I NO WOULD BE MY FRAND JONNY< BUT JONNY IZN”T IN THE
GAYME SO THAT REMOVES HIM FROM THE LIST OF SUSPECTS< HOWEVAR< WUT ABOUT
LUCCA!1 SHES SMALL RITE? WELL MEBBE NOT BUT LETS PRETEND SHE IZ< SHE
DEFINATLEY IZN”T FAT SO LIKE SHE CAN”T BE BIG AND CRUD>
OK< MOVING ON< TIT< WELL LUCCA HAS TITS!!1
OK NEXT WE HAVE TIE< SO LIKE WE ALRADY ESTABLISHED THAT LUCCA IZ EV0L< RITE?
AND LIKE U REMEMBAR WHEN I SED THERE R TIES AND CRUD< WELL WUT IF WE TIE
SUMTING GEWD 2 SUMTING BAD?? WE”D GET LUCCA IN THIS CASE< RITE? OF COURSE!
SO 2 SOLVE THIS MYSTERIE< LUCCA IZ THE ENTITIE !!!11"
Lucca is teh entitie I say!