I hate those who can't take the advice of others and stop the goddamn spamming.
Seriously, if you want to spam, go buy a can of the stuff and toss it at your neighbor's dog.
I also hate alcoholic beverages, smokers, and things that go bump in the night, including myself when I'm up past six in the morning, completely out of touch with reality and unable to remember that one sleeps on the bed, not beside it.
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Not that that's a true story or anything.
Edit: I'm entirely too used to HTML tags.