Stuff you hate

[x_XTacTX_x]

I hate people who say that they've played LoZ, and then they go and call the main character (Link) Zelda.

PISSES ME OFF.

[neo-fusion]

LOL People actually DO THAT!!!

I hate when people bullshit how good they are at an RPG when it doesn't really matter... because anyone can copy your tactics and become just as good....

[x_XTacTX_x]

Haha, yeah.


I hate when you go to the movies with your girlfriend (or boyfriend, equal opportunities) and every 5 seconds they nudge you and go "Ooh! Watch this part!" because they saw the movie before with they're friends and they want to see it again to get some "quality time"

Seriously, I'm sitting in front of a giant screen. What else would I be doing besides watching it? Cat's Cradle?

[FaustWolf]

I seriously think we need to start a "provide a caption for this random Batman pic" thread. I congratulate V and Nightmare on their pure genius.

[neo-fusion]

Haha, yeah.


I hate when you go to the movies with your girlfriend (or boyfriend, equal opportunities) and every 5 seconds they nudge you and go "Ooh! Watch this part!" because they saw the movie before with they're friends and they want to see it again to get some "quality time"

Seriously, I'm sitting in front of a giant screen. What else would I be doing besides watching it? Cat's Cradle?

The hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket? LOL

Something that pisses me off. People that talk shit and never do anything.

[x_XTacTX_x]

Yeah, fucking pussies.


Something that pisses me off: When you try SO fucking hard to get a bag of chips open, and then they fall all over the floor.

[nightmare975]

I hate it when people start writing something, like on fanfiction.net, and don

[FaustWolf]

't post a lolcats pic to make our reading effort worth the while.

[placidchap]

people

[Boo the Gentleman Caller]

a slowing metabolism... thus making me eat smaller, healthier portions to avoid getting fat.

[Thought]

Yeah, stupid healthy portions. There is no such thing as a healthy portion for slurpees, dagnabit!

[Boo the Gentleman Caller]

And right now the fiance and I are going through pre-marriage counseling (not because there are problems, because we want to have a successful marriage that defies the lackluster statistics of American marriage survival rates), and there's an Outback Steakhouse near the building where we do the counseling, and I always want to go there and get a juicy steak, baked potato, and bloomin' onion, but SHE always refuses.

"We don't need a bloomin' onion!  We have to look good in our wedding dress/tuxedo!"

[Thought]

And that is when you swoop in for the kill (and by kill I mean loving comment). Something along the lines of "You will look good in your wedding dress; there aren't enough bloomin' onions in the world that can change that."

An "aww, your sweet" should follow and you're on your way to tastiness.

Side Note: To my understanding, premarital counseling is fairly common, particularly if the officiator of the wedding is a priest or the location of the wedding is religious in nature. My wife and I actually tried premarital counseling twice; both times the counselors were unable to finish. I suppose it is slightly comforting that we had more committement than the people who were going to talk to us about committement.

[FaustWolf]

*makes mental note to turn to Thought for relationship advice if I ever need it*

[Boo the Gentleman Caller]

I've already tried to butter my way into the Outback.  Sadly, she has an uncanny ability to see through my rouses, rendering any attempts at manipulating her mute.  Besides, she's more worried about ME than she is herself, hahaha...

Not that I'm big (I'm a skinny guy of 5'11''), but I have put on a few pounds the past year or so.



More cushion for the pushin', right guys?  Am I right?  Right!  YEAH BOY!  Uh... guys...  Right...?  Am I...  Where'd you guys go...?  More push...ing...  Get it?  Um...  Hello?

Darn.