Boo, to my understanding (which was developed today), "malware" is created nowadays with an economic model in mind. It isn't just honest anarchy anymore, like the viruses of the dot-matrix era; today's crap-that-messes-up-computers wants something from you. They want your passwords, your internet browsing patterns, etc. The people behind this aren't doing it to be mean, they're doing it to make money, which makes everything all the more difficult.
But there is a very good reason it took me 2 saturdays to identify these problems and then (mostly) resolve the issues. I suck at most technology. I'm young enough and like using computers enough that I fool most people into thinking I know what I am doing, but I really don't. However, I can research (a skill useful both in comuter jiggery-pokery and dusty academics).