The "WTF? Check this link out!" thread!

[Lord J Esq]

Oh, I have such fun with that site! A few months ago I typed "Socialized medicine." into it and got "Health care system." in return. Then, a few days later, somebody else must have caught that, because they had changed the exact same translation to something else. =/

So, can you guess where this translation comes from:

King not only 11:59 minutes, some of the many types that are at least 3 minutes, and two, that many people in the east. These stars, the next field and fountain, distance, bearing exists between the mountains and wetlands. Library Sutawanda the night of stars! Byutiburaitosutaroiyaru! West still, we are people that can lead Gaidopafekutoraito!

Give up?
http://translationparty.com/#5318541

[Sajainta]

King not only 11:59 minutes, some of the many types that are at least 3 minutes, and two, that many people in the east. These stars, the next field and fountain, distance, bearing exists between the mountains and wetlands. Library Sutawanda the night of stars! Byutiburaitosutaroiyaru! West still, we are people that can lead Gaidopafekutoraito!

"We three kings of Orient are
Bearing gifts we traverse afar
Field and fountain, moor and mountain
Following yonder star

O Star of wonder, star of night
Star with royal beauty bright
Westward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to thy Perfect Light."


And I definitely did not cheat!  I knew it immediately.  Christmas music = <3 !

[Lord J Esq]

Well done! Truly, you are one who can lead Gaidopafekutoraito!

[Uboa]

1 111111111 11111111 Hollywood past and fall, one or two walls in the form of two
Also, hear the call to the wall, I write to know

Positively surreal!

Edit:  For more surreal fun I ran the lyrics to Steely Dan's "Pretzel Logic" verse by verse:

I am the love of travel Tsuaminsutorerusho Korean Korean
Yes, I am traveling minstrel shows you need to start a tour of South Africa
Yes, I have become a star, and they died laughing
Sounds like a phonograph record
On this day, people long time ago, we are lost forever

Napoleon, you will need to find time to meet you my plan.
Napoleon, you will need to find time to meet you my plan.
Because he has been quite visible on the hill
He alone, he can say what I mean? Lonely know
On this day, people long time ago, we are lost forever

I resigned on the platform. A man gave me the news.
He said, "Currently, his son, Do I need a joke in our shoes?" And said that Dr. Saeed, he stressed
Well I was watching a movie on TV
They say I do not know the age of
On this day, people long time ago, we are lost forever

[Thought]

A very amusing site, thanks for the tip.

Conservative, freedom, life, happiness, creativity of all people, unalienable any real interest is created Earl Earl to get the right gift. Equal.

[Truthordeal]

"We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness," am I right?

If so, does this mean that Earl is our Creator?

If not....what?

[GenesisOne]

http://www.blameitonthevoices.com/2008_09_01_archive.html

Man, the headlines that this site can produce. 

P.S. it's not what it looks like.

[ZeaLitY]

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2FDZAaKH0FYO8&start1=0&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2FXTGyeGgMpk8&start2=0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koN-jVfe51Y

I could cry.

I'm going to have to get Crysis now, just to run this mod.

To feel what it's like to be in the driver's seat when it hits 88...

[Schala Zeal]

I love this review. Microsoft Sams sounds so funny speaking this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N23G3e7z0Wg

I guess Chinese videogame pirates were desperate to make a buck on this game. Nothing original and poorly put together. By the way, I'm sure the battle music has caused deafness in every Chinese customer who bought this.

[GenesisOne]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/nov/23/man-trapped-coma-23-years

Yet another reminder that medicine is still an imperfect science.

[ZeaLitY]

I think the fact that people still die and are mortal is reminder enough. I did hear a good quote the other day, though:

If alternative medicine worked, it'd just be called medicine.

[GenesisOne]

But we die eventually and are mortal even without medicine.

[Radical_Dreamer]

But we die eventually and are mortal even without medicine.

Medical science and its application extends life.

[Romana]

http://www.qj.net/Miyamoto-It-s-not-all-about-the-college-degree/pg/49/aid/136158
I love the hell out of Miyamoto.

[Lord J Esq]

The '60s. The height of the Cold War. We know the COMMIES are up to no good, but to get proof of their loathsome commie schemes we need a better way to spy on their well-disguised commie activities. Never fear!! The CIA is on the job! Announcing:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acoustic_Kitty

I'll break it down for you:

0. Get PAID to...
1. Spend $20 million (in 1960s money!) to mutilate a cat by implanting it with a microphone and antenna.
2. Unleash the cat in Washington, D.C. to spy on some Commies in a park.
3. Watch cat instead get instantly run over and killed by a taxi.

Curses! You win this round, International Communism. But we'll be back! These colors don't run! We'll design an even more ludicrous piece of extraordinarily expensive techno-tinfoil that has no chance in hell of even remotely succeeding! Ooh, just you wait!