Coke and Pepsi are the same thing! Wake up, everybody!
For years we have been under this assumption. Well, I have been. But no, you are wrong Homer. Pepsi and Coke taste totally different. They are different drinks. And now, we are here to find out, which one is the winner in the ultimate battle of the Cola's.
This debate is not including some of the other drinks, or as we call the, pussy juices, such as Vanilla, Diet, Zero, Lemon and so forth. This is Original vs Original.
Coke, I believe tastes like shit. It tastes bad when it enters my mouth, and tastes bad afterwards, up to an hour later. It is the drink of the Devils; what God would throw on people in Hell. It is the sort of thing I would pee in to make taste better. Sometimes, when I am at a party, I see a can of Coke, and go, hey, might give it a shot, as I have been known to change opinions of things rather regularly. But no, I taste it...then I try and give it to someone almost immediately. Then I want to piss and even shit out all remnants of this vile drink, so that the innocent bacterium (and even the ones that aren't innocent...I'm looking at you e coli) that live inside my body aren't forced to live in this crap. I want to spit on the creator of Coke, the CEO of Coca Cola, the drinkers of Coke. I hate it that much.
I don't like Pepsi either...