So there are a couple of girls I like, right? I'm pretty sure I could convince either one of them to date me at least once; by some miracle of the Force, they think I'm sweet, albeit very strange. Problem is, given where I live, I'm pretty sure they have religious families. After what I just went through with Michelle, I'm paranoid as hell about that.
Now, I don't mind religious people, or religious families, as long as they don't try to convert me away from my heathenistic tendencies, because I happen to like those. As long as they don't come in and break up the cuddle-kiss sessions, I'm fine.
However, I'm starting to worry that no family here would ever have me. Never mind families as religious as Daniel's; I'm pretty sure that your dad wouldn't let me date your sister, for example. Actually, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't, either. I almost got killed going the wrong way down a one-way street for a Final Fantasy concert, and what did I do? I came on this website and posted about it for the entire world to see.
So where the hell am I supposed to go? Japan would be nice to visit, but I'm not a fan of the idea of living there. Even after I complete this diet and get hot again, people who don't conform to the established social norms are looked down on. I'm sure as hell not staying here any longer than I have to. And just about every other state in the Union is filled with one kind of yokel or another.
Fuck.