Hell, no. Der Spatzi, the German, Gunner reporting, Cap'n Jones. Sorry, sir. Aerosmith concert and all that. Motley Crue, too... no, not the sort of crew you're looking to enlist. Old, sir, very old - and landlubbers each. Yes, I'm not too fond of the sea myself, but my sea-legs are just fine if need be. And, to be sure, you're not going to find yourself a better gunner, none who can range the guns so well as I. Yes, I know I don't sound particularly German - it's been a while since I left Bremen harbour. No, sir, the Crue would not be very helpful in this present distress. Why, it's only a dry spell of manpower - shore leave always does that, as I'm sure you're aware.
(Note, Spatz means sparrow in German, but I'm not taking this from PotC; the diminutive form of Spatz, Spatzi, was what my parents used to call me as a kid.)
Daniel Pros
*Rather good shot with a rifle or musket (always keeps two ready and loaded in battle)
*Not taken to carousing, so is never taken off guard drunk
*Hot-headed and belligerant
*Quite good with a cutlass
*Tends to side with authority, ie. would naturally take the captain's cause in case of a mutiny, unless the captain was very obviously wrong
*Serious and thoughtful, especially handy when setting out the gun array (don't want to be sloppy in that, do we?), but not an overly hard worker
*Often smoking a cigar or pipe
*Wears rings and jewlery of plain steel
Daniel Cons
*Only slightly bad eyesight, but refuses to wear spectacles
*Doesn't usually care too much for the sea, but took up rank in the private navy of a German state, jumped ship to a French one in battle, decided French and German doesn't mix, so skipped over Britain, but mistook Captain Jones' ship for a ship in her majesty's service (just why they were flying the Union Jack at the time he still doesn't know...) and stayed on.
*Not taken to carousing, thus often not taken seriously as a pirate
*Prefers wine to rum
*Melodramatic and prone to Classical recitation, ie. Homeric quotes, and Latin phrases (anybody read Asterix and Obelix before? Know the pirates in that? One of them always does this) - rather than 'to Davey Jones' locker' he'll cry 'to the sea's own stygian nether'... promptly treated with guffaws from the crew and opponents alike. Certain members have indeed threatened to run him through should he ever utter 'that damned fool's speech' again (meaning 'alaea jacta est')
*More apt at flourishing a cutlass than outright strong blows - and occassionally drops the blade in trying to impress an opponent
*Absolutely luckless with the wenches, which hurts his pirate ego considerably
(Hmmm... I don't like the list too much. Seems rather dull in comparison to the other two. I'll probably change a thing or two later. But for now it stands.) Oh, and, I can't resist...
Argh! My hair's not that long now, but used to be.