Sirs, at your pleasure, I have a wonderful idea for a target - one ripe for these here cannons. Now, I've not been there personally - no sirs, not me - but I've head tell of the place, and know that the good Lord wouldn't give a whit about our wreaking destruction there. They're a base and foolish lot - most not able to shoot a musket straight or hold a sabre. I figure some of you might have heard of the place, too, so don't be too alarmed, but I've heard reputable sources say their fighting calibre is nigh on useless. See, the way I'm thinking it, Tortuga's been overdone, but what of Gamefaqs? They've not got a fighting soul amongst them. Hey, cap'n, you've been there, haven't you? Just tell me about their defences, and I'll aim our long-range guns so as to make them rubble. It'll be a right venimus, vedimus, vicimus, I think.
