Sportswriter Bill Simmons. Good gaaaaaawwwwwwd he makes me laugh so hard. The way he relates the antics of pop culture and sports is hilarious. For example, he would be devastated to find the Ken Griffey Jr. was taking steroids.
"For me, it's really just Jeter and Griffey. Of all the big guns, that's it. You could talk me into anyone else cheating. I have to say, it has been nice to watch Griffey's career unfold in an old-school, pre-PED way; instead of belting 57 homers at age 39, he's barely hanging on to a job. It's refreshing. It's the human body doing what it's supposed to do at that age: fail. Thanks for sucking, Ken Griffey Jr. And I mean that in a completely genuine way. I swear."