Stuff you LOVE, baby

[Angerona]

I'm moving in with my boyfriend this weekend to our own apartment!  Fucking FINALLY.  Four years of dating, and we still haven't had our own place.  Well, that's about to change. 

That’s awesome, I’m really happy for you both ^_^!!! 

[Mr Bekkler]

I'm moving in with my boyfriend this weekend to our own apartment!  Fucking FINALLY.  Four years of dating, and we still haven't had our own place.  Well, that's about to change. 

I'm so happy for you! 

[rushingwind]

OMG YOU GUYS, I HAVE HAIR!

I have red fuzz starting to grow in on top of my head. Yay! I'm not going to be bald anymore!

[skylark]

OMG YOU GUYS, I HAVE HAIR!

I have red fuzz starting to grow in on top of my head. Yay! I'm not going to be bald anymore!

And on that note, we cue the music.

*crickets chirp*

.........

We'll get the speakers fixed, don't worry... >_<[

[Lord J Esq]

Hair! Woo! Although honestly I wanted to meet you bald. Hrm...

A scheme forms...

[idioticidioms]

Hair! Woo! Although honestly I wanted to meet you bald. Hrm...

A scheme forms...

I don't care what science has proven about the possibility of time travel with their little experiments involving particles, we are still ages away from being able to send a person anywhere but forward through time.

[rushingwind]

Hair! Woo! Although honestly I wanted to meet you bald. Hrm...

A scheme forms...

For $100,000, I will shave my head. Just for you, Lord J (and $100,000, of course). The hair will be temporarily thwarted.

But it's a time-sensitive offer. If you don't find your way here in the alloted time, it'll start growing again. Then you'd have to pay another $100,000... which, you know, would be totally fine with me. I'm all for money.

[idioticidioms]

Hair! Woo! Although honestly I wanted to meet you bald. Hrm...

A scheme forms...

For $100,000, I will shave my head. Just for you, Lord J (and $100,000, of course). The hair will be temporarily thwarted.

But it's a time-sensitive offer. If you don't find your way here in the alloted time, it'll start growing again. Then you'd have to pay another $100,000... which, you know, would be totally fine with me. I'm all for money.

Or he could just find out what medicine caused the hair to fall out in the first place, slip it into your meals repeatedly and Bam!

But that seems a little bit too nefarious for Lord J.

[rushingwind]

Or he could just find out what medicine caused the hair to fall out in the first place, slip it into your meals repeatedly and Bam!

But that seems a little bit too nefarious for Lord J.

Perhaps. However, Lord J is much more diabolical than he seems to be. He probably even has a secret plan to take over the world, too.

Not that it'll work, though, because the forces of good shall thwart him. But still.

[idioticidioms]

Or he could just find out what medicine caused the hair to fall out in the first place, slip it into your meals repeatedly and Bam!

But that seems a little bit too nefarious for Lord J.

Perhaps. However, Lord J is much more diabolical than he seems to be. He probably even has a secret plan to take over the world, too.

Not that it'll work, though, because the forces of good shall thwart him. But still.

Hell, who doesn't dream about taking over the world at one point during their life or another?

I'd be trying to take over the world right now if I thought it worth my time. But, I already know I'd wind up like Megamind: Surprised and dumbfounded that I actually succeeded, should I succeed, followed by weeks of not knowing what to do next, and then I'd get bored with it once I knew what to do next. All in all, I'd rule the world for about a week before saying 'fuck it' and going home to play video games and drink some beers. It's the simple things in life, you know. The simple things.

[rushingwind]

Or he could just find out what medicine caused the hair to fall out in the first place, slip it into your meals repeatedly and Bam!

But that seems a little bit too nefarious for Lord J.

Perhaps. However, Lord J is much more diabolical than he seems to be. He probably even has a secret plan to take over the world, too.

Not that it'll work, though, because the forces of good shall thwart him. But still.

Hell, who doesn't dream about taking over the world at one point during their life or another?

I'd be trying to take over the world right now if I thought it worth my time. But, I already know I'd wind up like Megamind: Surprised and dumbfounded that I actually succeeded, should I succeed, followed by weeks of not knowing what to do next, and then I'd get bored with it once I knew what to do next. All in all, I'd rule the world for about a week before saying 'fuck it' and going home to play video games and drink some beers. It's the simple things in life, you know. The simple things.

And now I have to see Megamind, because that sounds totally awesome.

Yes, the simple things! Like rum punch! And good RPGs!

[Lord J Esq]

Reports of my plan to take over the world are greatly underexaggerated.

[Thought]

That's only because we're more concerned with you taking over the moon. With out it, the oceans would not be as awesome as they currently are.

[Lord J Esq]

That presumes my absconding with the Moon somehow. You know too much...

[Sajainta]

That presumes my absconding with the Moon somehow. You know too much...

Are you going to have to kill us?