YOU GUYS, it's not santa who you should be worrying about.....it's the EASTER BUNNY!!! he hides little eggs everywhere filled with crack, and what not, and tells kids to go find them, so that he won't get blamed for actually GIVING the kids the drugs.
How cupn00dles' night out went wrong.
Well thats why he should be kept away from guns, easter bunny suits and the compendiums "special" candy stash.
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*side effects of special candies may include nausia, beleif you are spider man, an addiction to the "special" candies ad jingle, an obsession with chuck norris, constant fainting, blackouts, your family dissapearing after these "blackouts", more nausia, the thought that you are Zeality from another dimension, and acting like somebody from this forum.*