Yeay, I didn't miss a poll over the weekend!
Character Design - He's a pirate, but he doesn't fall back on the standard cliché of peg-leg or eye-patch. But he
does have a tatoo...Of what appears to be a skull with wings or something...*eye roll* And he has a pony-tail...*both eyes roll as opposed to the singular eye roll* BUT! He's got a bitchin Tom Selleck (Magnum P.I. forever!) mustache. He didn't have a stupid speech impediment either and, being a pirate, it would have been easy for them to make listening to him oh-my-god-is-this-really-happening-pirates-of-the-carribean-3-what-the-fuck-were-they-thinking stupid.
Combat Usefulness - He uses a sword, which makes sense...Lots of characters use swords in CC too, but the sword is a fairly widespread weapon, so I'll allow it (where I wouldn't for throwing blades or gloves?)...His final tech Invincible was pretty cool looking too...
EDIT: Oh, yeah, I forgot he was one of only three characters who could steal! And he's the only one you'll have around to steal from the Dragons too...Now I feel better about his grade...
Tilt Factor - He's a pirate-automatic bonus points. He has a stupid bird/dinosaur thing cutely-pirately?-named Polly. He has something of a storyline attached to him, that kind of peeters out along the way, but at least they tried, points for effort! His son & daughter whom he apparantly abandoned for dead/didn't know about/whatever (I've since forgotten their entire story arch) have seemingly switched common sex roles...But Marcy turned out okay without him, so I guess that's something? He gives a good quote, though he says it's something Zelbess would say...that thing about the mirror and how no one looks at it as what it really is or something...the actual quote itself is better than my half-assed attempt at remembering what it was...
Final Grade: BI feel sorry for the pirate, so I let the tilt bump him up to above average...don't expect this to happen often, though...I don't recall any other pirate characters!
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