First, my frustration of the day: The Dallas Cowboys. In the words of Weird Al in his song, Gonna Sue Ya: "Aw, do I even need a reason?"
Truth, actually, it is very possible to teach yourself a foreign language, particularly in the modern world. The Rosetta Stone software is particularly good for this, I have heard. I'm essentially teaching myself Latin as well, with the aid of the foremost text in the field, Wheelock's Latin (though as I mentioned, if I hadn't previously learned foreign languages in an instructor-based environment, I would be having trouble now).
Sajainta, it isn't just a Janus avatar, it is a very specific bust of Janus: those faces are of Herodotus and Thucydides, the fathers of History. I'm like a Classicist, only less useful. I'm a historian! I'm studying Latin in hopes of getting into a Ph.D. program in history for Fall 2010. Why Latin? Because apparently knowing German, Spanish, Anglo-Saxon, and Greek wasn't enough. And after Latin I'll probably move onto French, then Arabic, then Icelandic, then to variations on these languages (Middle English, Medieval Latin, etc). All spoken, of course, with a horrible American accent.