Oh, that was very good, Z!
You only have two settings. Off, and Thermonuclear Hot. I hope you don't mind my being deliciously amused by your reaction...
Anyhow! As to your actual point: I wish our population and environmental practices were sustainable enough that we could afford to waste food without a guilty conscience--not blatantly, but, rather, in the form such as that described by eating an egg out of its top, leaving (perhaps) something behind uneaten. I wish for that more than I wish that no food would be wasted. We are not robots, and measured waste makes me strangely comfortable. It's one of my complaints about the general liberal aversion to quality of life comforts. They want to make us feel guilty for enjoying ourselves in life through the use and consumption of material things. I don't agree.