Ha! I'm a slow walker and I say TO HELL WITH YOUS! I'm walking slow and if you want to get around me, go right ahead, nobody's stopping you. In fact, I'm making it quite easy since I'm walking slowly!
Anyways...
I don't remember what exactly sparked it, but I hate it when people say speaking against the government is "Unamerican". Speaking against your government if you don't approve of it is, in fact, one of the MOST "American" thing there is. Hell, it's basically what the country was founded on. Then again, I think the term "American" is too broad and that the United States needs to call itself something else...but whatever...