The Much-Needed Bleach Thread

[KebreI]

I really like that fact that Ichigo is really getting his ass handed to him bad, it will make the come back so much better.


On a side note Hinata is once again moving up the list of best characters.

[Romana]

Yeah, I'm looking forward to seeing how this turns out.

Also, in Naruto, that was one kickass chapter.

And fridge brilliance just hit me again with a sudden realization: Zetsu and Kisame are still 'extracting' the beast from the Ox-man, who woke up and stuck away at the start of it. I know I brought this up before, but with the length of time it takes for even nine members to extract, imagine how hilariously slow it'll be for two, and all for nothing.

[ZeaLitY]

That felt like the shortest chapter of Bleach ever. Probably because I thought Hichigo was going to come out based on the face we saw on the first page...

Naruto, WOW.

[Romana]

That felt like the shortest chapter of Bleach ever. Probably because I thought Hichigo was going to come out based on the face we saw on the first page...

Same here! Also FUCK why did Ulqui have to have another goddamn form. This is tiresome, but I loved the long overdue "I don't care if you're stronger than me, I'll win" part. It like, kicks power level enthusiasts into the ground.

[ZeaLitY]

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WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL



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WAT 900000



LAUNCH THE BEPUS

[ZeaLitY]

HyperiaOmega

Grimmjow is the manliest Arrancar to ever come into existence.

His only purpose in life is to kick the ass of anyone he feels like, at any time. This one time, he kicked Ichigo's ass. Why? Because he thought Ulquiorra was too much of an emo to do it. So he did it himself. Awesome.

Grimmjow also has the most badass name ever. Just say it: Grimmjow Jaggerjack. Grimmjow Jaggerjack. He sounds like a shark that rapes your liver diagonally. With his Jaggerjack jaw. Hardcore.

He can beat the Protagonist, and everybody knows the Protagonist has Deus Ex Machina. And how does he beat him? He punches Ichigo in the face like ten million times. And he does it nonchalantly too. He just has this smile while he pounds Ichigo into oblivion, and Ichigo takes it like a little *****.

And then when he's finished, he uppercuts Ichigo in the face with his foot, and then dropkicks him back down to the ground in midair. I'm not sure what just happened, but I think my face exploded from the awesome. Seriously. He kicks Ichigo's ass without Shikai or Bankai or anything. That's just how badass Grimmjow is - he can kill a Deus Ex Protagonist who's in Bankai while Grimmjow just uses his fists.

And then Tousen appears out of nowhere and slices Grimmjow's arm off. He slices Grimmjow's arm off. And do you know what Grimmjow does? He just stands there with a face that says "lol wut?" He doesn't even care that his arm got sliced off, he's puzzled why Tousen came out of nowhere to piss him off while he's kicking Ichigo's ass.

Man, Grimmjow RULES. The only person that can match Grimmjow's sheer and pure manliness is Zaraki Kenpachi. And Kenpachi destroyed Tousen, who cut Grimmjow's arm off. And Kenpachi did it without eyesight or hearing or smell.

Man, if Grimmjow ever released his Zanpakuto, the world would explode. That's probably the initial effect, the world explodes. The secondary effect is making the universe explode.

Holy **** Grimmjow is awesome.

Every move he takes, he's so manly, he makes other worlds explode. If you were within 300 miles of his presence, your face would burn off due to the badassery friction within the surrounding radius. I need to make a Random Grimmjow Fact Generator.

Plus, Grimmjow is the sexiest thing in Bleach. He's like a fusion between Renji and Hitsugaya, with an awesome voice to match. That makes him absolutely manly. Why do you think there's only like, 5 girl Arrancar? The rest are busy having sex with Grimmjow in their freetime, whenever Grimmjow is not pulverizing Ichigo in the face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN9m6pNZre8

[KebreI]

The Zanpakutō Poll is here:

• 5. Byakuya Kuchiki
• 4. Izuru Kira
• 3. Ichigo Kurosaki
• 2. Rukia Kuchiki
• 1. Tōshirō Hitsugaya

Plus Bleach is tossing a possible outcome I didn't think of...will Orihime actually fight?(please do it Tite Kubo)

[Romana]

[SPOILAZ]


Man, that last page is scary to look at...

She can just revive him on the spot, thankfully. ANTI-CLIMAX.

Ichigo's going to discover some second stage/form to his Bankai to match Ulqui's, I'd guess.

WAIT
SHIT
I JUST REMEMBERED
ISN'T HICHIGO SUPPOSED TO TAKE OVER IF ICHIGO DIES


[/SPOILAZ]

[ZeaLitY]

The Zanpakutō Poll is here:

• 5. Byakuya Kuchiki
• 4. Izuru Kira
• 3. Ichigo Kurosaki
• 2. Rukia Kuchiki
• 1. Tōshirō Hitsugaya

And that's why the manga cell of Hitsugaya, in full ban kai, getting slaughtered by Halibel's attack is so sweet. Hitsugaya, your time on the stage is over. MAKE WAY FOR KYOURAKU AND UKITAKE.

[Romana]

Glorious.

[Setheus]

SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!

HORRAH! Bleach fans xD Im currently reading the manga and watching the anime Im on episode 209 and manga chapter 348. And omfg if anyone else is reading the manga. . . Ulquiorra released form. . . Ill just leave it at that. =)

[KebreI]

Both Bleach and Naruto:


HOLY SHIT!!!

[Romana]

...No Hichigo? Bah. Well at least he's turning into either his outer Hollow or Jiraiya.

CAN PAIN JUST DIE ALREADY JESUS THIS IS PRETTY BORING
COOL FOX STUFF THOUGH

[ZeaLitY]

Ishida losing his hand is ouch, but I'm sure he knows in the back of his head, "Orihime can just bring it back."

If Orihime lives...

[Romana]

That picture of Ishida creeped the fuck out of me.

No way in hell would Orihime die, especially considering Ichigo's getting back up now. Well, sort of.