Yeah, that link is pretty damn funny. I loved the description of "The Trial" chapter:
"This segment is designed to teach children about today's flawed judicial system. The trial, of course is rigged; even by answering all of the questions correctly Crono cannot escape being jailed. The media blame this on Crono's lack of a male role model, and alternately use this to rail about the evils of gay marriage,abortion law, and protagonists who don't speak. He breaks out of prison, escapes into the future, and discovers a postapocalyptic wasteland where your HP and MP are restored but you are stil hungry. After racing a robot bicycle, they discover that they need a magic sword to defeat Lavos, and that magic sword needs to be wielded by none other than Frog. Frog has been swallowed by an old lady who had swallowed a spider to catch a fly."
