Serge's troubles: he escapes the bitch (Leena), his lame ass fishing town & his boring mom (Crono's mom was a thousand times more interesting), finds a much better girl (Kid), and all-around gets in a lot of minor adventures that don't even compare to the history-altering events Crono & Co. bare witness to...If only he had just said, "Nope! I don't care about the Frozen Flame or why I'm dead here and shit's all different! This could only end in a mindfuck and I have precious little left to me!" But alas, like you said ONSLAUGHT, he's a goddamn pushover.