Yeah Three really seems to be a bad number for movies lately (or, last year :-p).
Spiderman 3: The villains pissed me off not cause there were so many, but, they weren't f-ing villains! The Sandman is cut loose, after going vigilante for his daughter. The Green Goblin's whining ***chy son, ends up becoming a hero by helping Spiderman, and then DYING in the SAME film that he becomes a character with some power (or technology). What's more, he became all good and friendly with his friend Peter after the f-ing butler told him what Peter had told him repeated? Really? The only real villain was Venom, who was, in my opinion, short lived in the movie. He rarely wreaked any kind of havoc, and was mostly a part of a Spiderman throughout the entire movie . . .
Xmen 3: This movie didn't bug me quite as much, with the exception of "Who the F**k is gonna be, well, the xmen team anymore?!" They killed off an INCREDIBLE amount of people in that movie! And, many, were GOOD guys!
- Xavier (dead, no, don't get me started on the his personality is in another body thing, it's retarded, shouldn't have been done, he shouldn't be dead)
- Jean Grey / Phoenix (dead)
- Cyclops (dead)
- Rogue (powerless, again, I know her abilities might still exist, but hopefully they find a REALLY intelligent way to bring this story back in a way that makes sense. They branched out a bit far for this movie).
- Magneto (powerless, refer to above)
And the thing about this is, it wouldn't have bugged me half as much to find these people dead, if they had any presence in the movie! Cyclops is killed, within what, the first half hour? 20 mins? It's just incredibly risky, and fails. I personally liked Cyclops as a fighter (though he did kinda complain and bug me a bit in the film), and would've LOVED to have seen a lot more of him. Leaving the movie, without the presence of the characters listed above (aside from the latter 2), really took away from the film, causing it to rely a lot more on the younger kids, to play out an adult movie.
Pirates of the Carribean 3: This first one was truly a great piece of art. It was quirky, fun, paced. It kept you going and even had a bit of, gruff, grime and dirt on it, that made it a pirate movie. THEN they get all "Chronicles of Narnia meets Blackbeard" on my ass, giving me mythological, philosophical piracies, which don't exist in any kind of history. Example, this, sailing to the end of the world thing, was just stupid. They aren't there long, it doesn't take long to figure out, AND, it isn't exactly entirely pirate-ish. Enough of the fantasy, builds quickly, and delivers a very alienated pirate experience.
And by god, the princess becomes a queen, of pirates. The son, holds the title of captain, over the very ship that killed (or enslaved) his father, I don't even remember what happened to Jack or Barbosa, but I DO remember thinking "The hell?! This came out of NOWHERE! Everyone is like, exactly the opposite of the character . . ."
3 is not good for movies.