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FaustWolf

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Re: Who's the hottest FF guy?
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2008, 04:44:50 pm »
Whew, I was hoping Sephiroth wouldn't go unrepresented. I had a feeling his beautiful silvery hair would show up somewhere along the line.

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Re: Who's the hottest FF guy?
« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2008, 09:39:13 pm »
Selphie, Tifa, Ashe, Rinoa, Yuna, Rikku (FFX version for both of them) etc. (descending in hottness).



Wait, this the wrong thread?

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Re: Who's the hottest FF girl?
« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2008, 09:43:28 pm »
There was an old thread the Burning Z had made, problem was it became a hentai thread.
+1 for it happening again.

Burning Zeppelin says none of these women are real. But does this depend on how one defines reality?
They may be real in the sense that they exist in our mind, and in our television sets, and that they can have an affect on us, but what you should have italicized is not real, but women. Women are characterized by their reproductive organs, or chromosomes, or maybe a gender gene that scientists are looking for. As far as I can see, none of these digital representations of women have those, and therefore, to put it bluntly, are not fuckable.

Lulu.
If you like gothic MILFs.




Oh, CUPN00DLES posted this! Now it all makes sense!

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Re: Who's the hottest FF girl?
« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2008, 09:49:07 pm »
Waitaminute...Lulu's a mom? Or does the "M" stand for "Mage" now?

*Awaits a flood of Vivi hentai...*

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Re: Who's the hottest FF girl?
« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2008, 10:53:58 pm »
Lulu.
If you like gothic MILFs.

Technically, she only became a MILF in X-2. Both ways, she wins.
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Re: Who's the hottest FF guy?
« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2008, 10:55:25 pm »
Wait, this the wrong thread?

Yeah, this thread is definetely wrong. Just kidding!

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Re: Who's the hottest FF guy?
« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2008, 10:59:58 pm »
Oh man, I'm never gonna live this one down, am I?  :lol:

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Re: Who's the hottest FF guy?
« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2008, 12:36:41 am »
Someone agrees w/ZeaLitY


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Re: Who's the hottest FF character?
« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2008, 12:39:10 am »
In honor of Ol' Sephy Head, I merged the male & female topics.

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Re: Who's the hottest FF character?
« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2008, 12:52:45 am »
Head going to explode, thread has no sense when read top to bottom.



And yes Vivi is hot. :D

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Re: Who's the hottest FF character?
« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2008, 12:54:07 am »
I think it was a good move on V's part. A gender-neutral "who's hottest" thread -- now THAT's hawt.

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Re: Who's the hottest FF character?
« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2008, 01:10:41 am »
Oh, I didn't know it was going to merge the posts by date...I thought it would stick one thread onto the end of the other thread...weird...sorry for any confusion I may have created! >_<

Oh, and I'll give some love (so as not to be completely off-topic, yar?) to Rydia...



Beatrix...



and Amano's beautiful rendition (any of them really) of Tina/Terra...



P.S. I still hate these kinds of threads! HA!

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Re: Who's the hottest FF character?
« Reply #27 on: May 05, 2008, 07:38:04 am »
Ah, I forgot Beatrix!

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Re: Who's the hottest FF character?
« Reply #28 on: May 05, 2008, 08:51:09 am »
Quote from: FaustWolflink=topic=5364.msg95583#msg95583 date=1209873247
I think it was a good move on V's part. A gender-neutral "who's hottest" thread -- now THAT's hawt.

Merging these two topics messed the whole idea up.  Although the only reason the guy thread appeared was because Faustwolf didn't want the board to appear sexist...anyways

Lulu
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Dante, I guess (if only because he is bad ass with his sword/gun combo, tho he looks/acts like a douche bag)

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Re: Who's the hottest FF character?
« Reply #29 on: May 05, 2008, 11:50:54 am »
For the record, I didn't think the content of Kebrel's thread was sexist, since it was going in a direction that tended to examine the psychosocial aspects of hawtness...er, something. I made the guy thread for two reasons:

1.) To make up for my posting of that Advent Children Aeris pic, which was the most sexist thing anyone's actually posted here. I really do like her jacket though; I was serious about that. But the fact that Aeris' perfectly angelic body goes along with that jacket is, in all probability, why I decided to post it in a hotness thread. Lord J said something in the religion thread about every man still being sexist to some degree, and my immediate inclination to post that pic forces me to admit the truth of that statement in my case -- to be a male feminist, perhaps, is to be a recovering sexist.

2.) And whenever I looked at the Xenosaga message boards on GameFAQs, I was a bit creeped out by the  "Xenosaga Boys Sanctuary" thread, and its various sequels. It got me wondering whether people are actually turned off from message boards when they see members of their own gender being objectified. And hence, I wondered whether this turnoff could be "turned off" by the presence of threads examining characters of both genders.

And I think we should give ourselves a pat on the back as a community, because with my own admittedly paltry exception, we haven't really objectified either gender in the threads that compose this new conglomeration. We discussed Tifa's psychological complexity, Cid's dream to see the stars, Celes' inner strength...uh, whether Lulu is a MILF...the possibility of Vivi hentai...oh, dear lord! *breaks down and weeps for the human race*
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