...when your mother wakes you up
...when you go to a fair
...when you travel back in time to save a girl you don't know
...when you meet a frogman
...when you defeat an evil Chancellor/monsterman
...when you save a Queen to save a Princess
...when you get sent to jail for saving a Princess because all Chancellors suck
...when you break out of jail and help Fritz out on the way because, hey, it's Fritz, he's got a purpose, right?
...when you defeat a tank on a bridge with a flashy sword maneuver
...when you walk over a bridge of people because you defeated their tank
...when you're chased into an open field but then find a time hole to use
...when you go into the future and find out it sucks
...when you meet future bums and show them some agriculture
...when you race a transformer dude in a bike with jets
...when you meet a robot and you don't think serial numbers are good enough names but somehow shortening the word 'robot' is
...when your robot friend keeps getting trashed and your nerd friend has to repair him
...when you try to use a time hole with 4 people and fuck things up
...when you meet an old guy in nothing space and don't decide to ask him any questions about himself
...when you're given magic for walking in circles
...when you find out some asshole in the past made the future suck
...when your frogman friend is sad and hiding in a hole in the ground
...when you use a timehole to go further back in time to fix your frogman friend's broken heart
...when you meet a bunch of dinomans and they attack you on sight because dinomans is assholes
...when you meet a supercavebitch and she kicks dinomans butt
...when supercavebitch turns out to be bi
...when supercavebitch has the thing that will fix your frogman friend's broken heart
...when you lose your stuff to asshole dinomans that turn out to be supercavebitch's submissive who it turns out actually ended up losing your stuff to asshole dinomans
...when supercavebitch slaps the fuck out of her submissive for being a whiny submissive
...when you beat up dinomans and take your stuffs back
...when you fix your frogman friend's broken heart and he's all whooooooooooooooooosh~!!
...when you and your frogman friend go beat up the dude that broke his heart
...when you learn it turns out the guy in the past wasn't the one who made the future suck but when you see him next you don't apologize because he DID break your frogman friend's heart after all
...when you get sucked into another time hole (wow, you must have bad luck) and end up in supercavebitch land
...when you help supercavebitch save some of her friends from dinomans' Bond villain-like volcano-based hideout
...when you find out the sucky future thing started there but it turns out you still can't do anything about it yet because how anti-climactic would that be, right?
...when you find another time hole (they're just everywhere, y'know?) and you turn up in this snowy place with floaty places and Star Trek stuff
...when you find out the Star Trek people are actually in the past
...when you get thrown out of Star Trek-land because of paranoia
...when you go into the future to get a time machine to travel back in the past to Star Trek-land
...when you find out dude who broke your frogman friend's heart came from Star Trek-land
...when the Star Trek people try to make the sucky future happen sooner and end up destructing their Enterprise City
...when you sacrifice yourself and everyone misinterprets how you did it because of poor animation
...when your friends try to beat up dude who broke frogman friend's heart because he was talkin trash about you after you saved everybody
...when your friends invite dude who broke frogman friend's heart to fill the hole you left because even though he was talking trash about you after you saved everybody they know it's because he's broody and they think they can fix him
...when the Enterprise B rises from the ocean and your friends are all like DAMN, that shouldn't be
...when your friends do a bunch of crap that eventually leads to you pulling a Jesus (with the coming back)
...when you do a bunch of quests on the side that shed some light on who your friends are, get some cool stuffs and totally buff out
...when your robot friend becomes a farmer
...when your frogman friend begins to like himself again
...when you bail a King out of jail with a shiny shell
...when you beat up Sun Jr. and turn a moonrock into a sunrock
...when you turn a shiny shell and a sunrock into a crazy gun, some shiny duds and a oil slick sword
...when you beat up everything in the Enterprise B from the sea
...when you make the future suck less (for some)
...when you make a big list of the events of Chrono Trigger for this thread even though you've admonished the thread several times in the past
...when you read through this
