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Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
« on: July 05, 2008, 03:51:00 am »
Ok I am not a fan of CC so a lot of the time I agree with the 1 star reviewers and such.

Anyway, I saw these two reviews for CT, hilarious really.

"You already know everything about Chrono Trigger but I've got to say it for the sake of fairness that this is the most over-rated piece of crap I've ever played in my life. I honestly cannot nor ever will see what is so great about this boring, ugly, cliche-ridden waste of time and money."

So what is honestly bad about the game. Sure anyone can say it's overrated, but what didn't you like? Typical fanboy review. OVERATED BLABSGSJDDJF HALO IS BETTAR GRAPHICS = ONLY GOD GAMES

Here's the other one lol

"A Kid's Review

Chrono Trigger is the worst game I have ever played. The game is bad. It is not worth buying...The game has horrible graphics, sound, gameplay, and has an extreamly stupid and predictable plot... "

Horrible graphics... lol it's SNES not your beloved Xbox360 and PS3. You can go back to playing the crappy plot games now like halo and such... Horrible sound... yet again it's the SNES. I can kind of understand the gameplay. The battle system is a tad unresponsive, but it isn't horrible.

Extremely stupid and predictable plot.

I never saw the gate thing coming, I never saw the day of Lavos' coming. That's just me.

What's stupid about time traveling to save the world? I don't think it was done in any other game beforehand... uniqueness definetley.

So what do you think guys?

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Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2008, 03:54:55 am »

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Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2008, 03:55:26 am »
Cops are probably gonna pull em over one night on the freeway and smell weed in their possession.

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Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2008, 12:56:29 am »
Cops are probably gonna pull em over one night on the freeway and smell weed in their possession.

PFFT jajajajjaja... i mean hahahaha.

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Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2008, 03:52:10 am »
I'm really lol-ing now..
Those kinds of posts are made by immature minds who might not have even played CT.. Fools...

BTW, i liked halo, although i would agree with most people that it is too over-rated for its own good..

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Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2008, 01:17:46 pm »


That is the most kickass .png I've ever seen.

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Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2008, 02:44:54 pm »
I've always wondered...does that sales figure include the sales of FFChronicles? Well, either way, I'm sure CTDS will tilt that into CT's favor afterwords...

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Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2008, 02:51:39 pm »
thx zeality that pic summed up everything i wanted to say !

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Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2008, 03:03:15 pm »
That flipper looks like a grey sausage...

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Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2008, 11:04:58 pm »
CRONO XRSOSS SUZXXXXXX APBALLSZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2008, 11:14:12 pm »
CRONO XRSOSS SUZXXXXXX APBALLSZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that an actual review you've seen, or just you making fun of people who don't like CC? :D

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Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2008, 01:27:05 pm »
Lol...

It's not that I don't like CC... well I don't. It has something to do with the plot being explained at the end and the use of 40 characters...

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Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2008, 02:31:54 am »
Lol...

It's not that I don't like CC... well I don't. It has something to do with the plot being explained at the end and the use of 40 characters...
Beat the game to learn what the hell you've been doing this whole time?

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Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2008, 11:17:19 am »
Trying to save schala?

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Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2008, 08:22:15 am »
This was the worst i've seen...

http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/snes/review/R33342.html

You might have probably seen this, and it is quite dated, but then it is not totally idiotic.. Although the score (and some of his points) might be..

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