Lavos!
1) He could put an end to war!
2) All hail Lavos!
3) If he was running would you really NOT vote for him!
Lavos:"Scrrrrreeeccchhh, Vote for me! If not I shall rain destruction and destroy you all...after I'm done collected the needed genetic codes."
Me: "He seems like an honest Insect alien to me!"
Random Person: "But he's not a citizen!"
Lavos: Kills Random Person
Me: He's got my vote!
Magus: Every speech would be short, concise, true, and totally awesome. He'd go all-out to get the job done, but only if he actually cared about it or if it would help reach his goals...Instead of mindlessly searching for Osama, we'd (the states anyways) end up mindlessly searching for Schala though (she's in Tokyo~!!!)...>_>
My second choice for this very reason! I think it ould be more productive then what we have been doing! (I feel like we arn't even looking for Osama anymore!)