"(Must I do-eth this? ...Oh, very well.)
To all the fine, honorable ladies availble in the kingdom:
(*zap* What, what?! I mean-eth that in the nicest possible way-eth!)
Knight-turned-hero seeks Lady to come-eth home to. I look-eth unusual, but you won't find-eth a more loyal, protecting warrior in all the land. I enjoy-eth a good swim everyday, and fight fiercly to protect-eth mine kingdom. Worry not of mine guise, for I am certainly adequate in all the important male areas.
(*double zap* Dammit, let-eth me write-eth mine own ad! Aiya...)
Alas, I run-eth out of space, but to conclude, many find-eth my verbal mannerisms quite charming. You'll know-eth me right away.
All I seek-eth is a good girl who doth not judge upon appearances!
(No, you're right, that wasn't so bad. When you weren't- *zap* OKAY, WE FINISH-ETH NOW! Good grief...!)"
Okay okay, it was a thought, anyway. xD