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If you could go on a date with one of the Chrono characters, who would it be?

Crono
2 (1.5%)
Marle
8 (6.1%)
Lucca
17 (13%)
Frog
3 (2.3%)
Robo
2 (1.5%)
Ayla
15 (11.5%)
Magus
7 (5.3%)
Serge
5 (3.8%)
Kid
12 (9.2%)
Lynx
1 (0.8%)
Riddel
4 (3.1%)
Fargo
1 (0.8%)
Glenn
4 (3.1%)
Miki
5 (3.8%)
Harle
8 (6.1%)
Sprigg
1 (0.8%)
Steena
0 (0%)
Turnip
1 (0.8%)
Schala
22 (16.8%)
Other(please name who it would be)
13 (9.9%)

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #255 on: September 16, 2009, 11:13:05 pm »
I like this girl's style :lol:
I'm predicting a tie between Ayla, Kid, and Riddel, with Magus trailing just behind them (not enough girls here).

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #256 on: September 17, 2009, 02:20:56 am »
I'd date Ayla! I like a girl with an asshole! She has great fucking muscles! I love how she beats her shit!

God I swear, this thread has some of the best quotes in any thread I have ever read here. I should dig up that one from V. It was something like "This is the 'which Chrono character would you date?' thread, not the which character you would take to a dark alley behind Albertsons thread". But it was funnier. It seems like every time I read this thread, I crack up XD.


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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #257 on: September 17, 2009, 11:53:17 am »
It's not just this thread. Frog's Honor only has three posts (under that name, anyway) and they're all basically the same.

Kinda funny. But kinda weird.

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #258 on: September 17, 2009, 04:39:46 pm »
Hah, trolls. Gotta love them. I wonder how long it will take before they get banned.

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #259 on: September 17, 2009, 05:15:20 pm »
Well, at least he's a supportive troll. Better than putting people down. No harm done, so just leave him be for now.

I think we've strayed from the topic long enough, back to dating! One thing to be taken into consideration... does anyone on this last actually want to date? Or, for purposes of the poll, is it automatically assumed that everyone on the list is - for some reason or another - looking for a date?
Trying to imagine how Magus would go about finding a date. He'd show you his love by cutting out someone else's heart and offering it to you in a frilly laced box.

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #260 on: September 17, 2009, 07:39:13 pm »
I picture Magus pulling a Van Gough.
"I love you, so I cut off a limb and wrapped in shiny paper for you."

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #261 on: September 17, 2009, 07:45:50 pm »
my second choice would be kid. and then... um.
... aylid?
dude that would be so hot. ayla and kid together...

if youll excuse me ill see you guys again in about ten minutes.

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #262 on: September 17, 2009, 08:05:21 pm »
Trying to imagine how Magus would go about finding a date. He'd show you his love by cutting out someone else's heart and offering it to you in a frilly laced box.

And I am perfectly fine with that!

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #263 on: September 17, 2009, 08:18:45 pm »
Carve someone else's heart out? Sure, but I can't see him using a frilly box. Hand-carved ebony or solid silver would be more his style.

(Personally, I'd date Magil before Magus-proper. You may infer whatever you like about my gender or sexual orientation from that.)

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #264 on: September 17, 2009, 08:22:12 pm »
Well Magil probably has better manners, as he isn't a big demon king anymore, just an ex-demon king who hangs out with kids and melts in shadows. He's probably allergic to light and buckets of water.
Ebony and silver are more his style, but does he really know anything about dating at all? I'm guessing he had to study up really quickly, or he got advice from Crono or Marle. Thus, poorly taped frilly valentine's boxes.

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #265 on: September 17, 2009, 08:31:48 pm »
I now have this rather disturbing mental image of Magil as the Wicked Witch of the West in a production of The Wizard of Oz (with Kid as Dorothy and Serge-the-spoony-bard as Toto, no doubt).

Love and dating among the Mystics... Hmm... Well, they have to reproduce somehow. My guess is that Magus would be more likely to get the box/wrapping right than the contents. What kind of courtship presents do imps exchange, or Nagaettes...?

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #266 on: September 17, 2009, 08:45:49 pm »
They exchange the 'bromide', that thing you found in the Cathedral and gave to an old guy. I'm guessing it's some sort of nude photo.
Alright, so Magus gives you a finely carved ebony box with silver/onyx inlays, and inside is... a nude photo of himself.

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #267 on: September 17, 2009, 09:33:25 pm »
They exchange the 'bromide', that thing you found in the Cathedral and gave to an old guy. I'm guessing it's some sort of nude photo.
Alright, so Magus gives you a finely carved ebony box with silver/onyx inlays, and inside is... a nude photo of himself.

Maga-Ette Bromide?

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #268 on: September 17, 2009, 09:38:55 pm »
They exchange the 'bromide', that thing you found in the Cathedral and gave to an old guy. I'm guessing it's some sort of nude photo.
Alright, so Magus gives you a finely carved ebony box with silver/onyx inlays, and inside is... a nude photo of himself.

Maga-Ette Bromide?
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*cries himself to sleep at the thought*

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #269 on: September 18, 2009, 12:01:47 am »
I always thought that Flea had a massive crush on Magus...

Come to think of it, Ozzie probably did too.

Probably not Slash, though.  I can't see him crushin' on the Big M.