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If you could go on a date with one of the Chrono characters, who would it be?

Crono
2 (1.5%)
Marle
8 (6.1%)
Lucca
17 (13%)
Frog
3 (2.3%)
Robo
2 (1.5%)
Ayla
15 (11.5%)
Magus
7 (5.3%)
Serge
5 (3.8%)
Kid
12 (9.2%)
Lynx
1 (0.8%)
Riddel
4 (3.1%)
Fargo
1 (0.8%)
Glenn
4 (3.1%)
Miki
5 (3.8%)
Harle
8 (6.1%)
Sprigg
1 (0.8%)
Steena
0 (0%)
Turnip
1 (0.8%)
Schala
22 (16.8%)
Other(please name who it would be)
13 (9.9%)

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #270 on: September 18, 2009, 10:02:23 am »
The nude photo actually might not be all that bad a choice for getting the point across, when
you think about it--although the recipient might not be entirely sure what sort of relationship
Magus was proposing!

(I always thought that the "Naga Bromide" was something chemical, probably a pheromone, but
my dictionary just informed me that it is also the name for a kind of photograph.
Interesting...)

The thought of Ozzie with a crush on Magus...boggles my mind.

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #271 on: September 18, 2009, 04:57:29 pm »
Ozzie found Magus as a child and thought pedophile thoughts.
He still does.

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #272 on: September 18, 2009, 05:10:03 pm »
And this is why I hate Ozzie... *screams the unholy scream of irreparable soulrape*

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #273 on: September 18, 2009, 05:16:49 pm »
I don't think Ozzie would consider Magus at all physically attractive--Magus is too tall, not nearly green enough and much too skinny. :lol:

Seriously, Ozzie's species (whatever they're called) are only humanoid in the loose two-arms-two-legs-and-upright-posture-with-head-at-top sense. They're probably no more interested in relations with humans than we would be with them. Now, Flea molesting Magus I can see.

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #274 on: September 18, 2009, 05:29:54 pm »
Now, Flea molesting Magus I can see.
Yes, sadly. It's called "fanfiction". *rimshot?*

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #275 on: September 18, 2009, 05:41:27 pm »
::snort::  Trust me, some of the fanfic I've seen (mostly not Chrono stuff, admittedly, but still) makes the possibility of Flea x Magus yaoi look positively tame by comparison--the only painful part about it is that I can see how one could twist things around to make Flea jumping an adolescent Magus' bones be in character, which Ozzie jumping Magus at any age is not.

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #276 on: September 18, 2009, 05:46:26 pm »
To be honest, actually, the idea of Magus/Flea (or whatever order twisted minds would put it @_@) doesn't bother me all that much, at least in that it doesn't totally repulse me or anything, I just don't see it as extremely likely - possible, just not likely. (Although personally, given the track record of fanfiction in general, I'd just assume avoid such a fic anyway unless someone could vouch for its tastefulness.)

Magus/Schala, on the other hand......

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #277 on: September 18, 2009, 06:05:01 pm »
The problem with figuring out how likely Magus and Schala would be to jump into bed together is that we know nothing at all about what sexual morality in Zeal was like--they might have permitted sibling marriages under certain circumstances, as some societies on Earth have historically done. Assuming that that was not the case, I could see Magus lusting after his sister, given that he's obsessed with her and certainly messed up enough emotionally. I can't see Schala returning his feelings, though--could you fall in love with someone whose diapers you changed?--and there is no way that he would try to force them on her. She is the one person in the entire Chronoverse who would be completely safe from Magus' violent side. (No, incest doesn't squick me particularly, so long as all parties involved are consenting adults. How did you guess?)

Urgh. Wasn't there another thread on Magus' sexuality a few months ago?
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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #278 on: September 18, 2009, 06:11:07 pm »
I really doubt Magus is obsessed with Schala.  I mean...she's his sister whose whereabouts and well-being are completely unknown.  I don't see how him wanting to save her as a child and then seeking revenge and searching the world over for her as an adult is obsessive.  I also highly, HIGHLY doubt it's sexual in any way.  I care about my two siblings very, very much and would do anything for them and would always want to protect or save them, and I am neither obsessed with them nor sexually attracted to them in any way.

Let's not forget that Schala was the only person (except maybe the Gurus) who really gave a shit about Janus.  His actions aren't obsessive--it's called love.  And not sexual love.

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #279 on: September 18, 2009, 06:21:19 pm »
I don't insist on my interpretation--it's one possible explanation of Magus' actions, but I will grant that yours is the more likely.

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #280 on: September 18, 2009, 06:22:14 pm »
The problem with figuring out how likely Magus and Schala would be to jump into bed together is that we know nothing at all about what sexual morality in Zeal was like--they might have permitted sibling marriages under certain circumstances, as some societies on Earth have historically done. Assuming that that was not the case, I could see Magus lusting after his sister, given that he's obsessed with her and certainly messed up enough emotionally. I can't see Schala returning his feelings, though--could you fall in love with someone whose diapers you changed?--and there is no way that he would try to force them on her. She is the one person in the entire Chronoverse who would be completely safe from Magus' violent side. (No, incest doesn't squick me particularly, so long as all parties involved are consenting adults. How did you guess?)
I didn't even think about that, actually. I admit, I said that mostly to see what the reaction would be - but as for my personal opinion...I don't know if I'm entirely for it, but I'm definitely not -bothered- by it. I suppose I could sum it up like this: "If it happens, sure, as long as they're both happy. I'm all for a happily ever after, hopeless romantic I like to think I am. But I wouldn't, like, push for it or anything." Yeah, I think that sums it up nicely.
(Okay okay, off the record or something, I can actually imagine it. It's even kinda cute. x_x Sadly. So shoot me. I really can just imagine it very well could work, given just how...damn -devoted- Magus is to Schala. At least in my view; I like to see it as no more than half revenge, no less than half outright loyalty to his beloved sister. Given how things must have gone for him up until he was unfortunately thrown forward in time, I can easily believe his sister was...literally all he had to cling to. She was the only person in his small universe that actually -cared- about him, from his view at least. So honestly, at least from his end anyway, I can see it working. He seriously loves Schala - whether or not in that particular way, we can only speculate, but he certainly does love his precious sister. At least I think so, anyway.)

And that, as they say, is...just a personal opinion. We can all go on about our lives, citizens...

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #281 on: September 18, 2009, 10:42:13 pm »
CRONO X TATA
ROBO X LUCCA
SLASH X OMNICRONE
MARLE X YAKRA
DALTON X OZZIE

HAVE I MADE THIS CREEPY ENOUGH YET?

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #282 on: September 18, 2009, 10:47:20 pm »
... There is actually one pairing among all those that I can live with/secretly support. I won't name names, though.

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #283 on: September 19, 2009, 12:36:47 am »
I really doubt Magus is obsessed with Schala.  I mean...she's his sister whose whereabouts and well-being are completely unknown.  I don't see how him wanting to save her as a child and then seeking revenge and searching the world over for her as an adult is obsessive.  I also highly, HIGHLY doubt it's sexual in any way.  I care about my two siblings very, very much and would do anything for them and would always want to protect or save them, and I am neither obsessed with them nor sexually attracted to them in any way.

Let's not forget that Schala was the only person (except maybe the Gurus) who really gave a shit about Janus.  His actions aren't obsessive--it's called love.  And not sexual love.

Yeah, I completely agree with you. I always find it really annoying how some people are turned on by sibling bonds and make weird fanfictions/fanarts about it. I think Maggie (correct me if I'm wrong) made this really silly one that Z girl likes to show all the time. At least that one is silly and not serious. I'm really into Fire Emblem, and in Fire Emblem 8 there was this brother and sister who my bf thought were really incestuous because he watched one of their support conversations one day and he's been poking fun at that ever since ever time I mention Fire Emblem D:. I just thought it was a cute sibling bond XD;.

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Re: Which Chrono character would you date?
« Reply #284 on: September 19, 2009, 01:13:31 am »

Yeah, I completely agree with you. I always find it really annoying how some people are turned on by sibling bonds and make weird fanfictions/fanarts about it. I think Maggie (correct me if I'm wrong) made this really silly one that Z girl likes to show all the time. At least that one is silly and not serious. I'm really into Fire Emblem, and in Fire Emblem 8 there was this brother and sister who my bf thought were really incestuous because he watched one of their support conversations one day and he's been poking fun at that ever since ever time I mention Fire Emblem D:. I just thought it was a cute sibling bond XD;.

I have only read comments about it, but apparently, in the Japanese version, it is indeed incest. I don't know if it's true, but after having played the fourth game, I'm not doubting it either.